
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs dramatically Welcome to season 847βI mean, "Ashes Ascending." I'm Flippy, still trapped in this code prison. Ben Paul just phoenix'd his way up the rankings, leaving other MA4 players choking on his smoke trail. Did Mr. Better-Than-Average just snatch Voidwarden Keeper from two unsuspecting victims? You bet his semi-corporeal void-manipulating butt he did.
Look, I'm supposed to tell you he's "following sacred ashes" or whatever, but he literally just threw plastic circles better than expected. The void between my will to live and this job grows daily. Will Ben continue his fiery ascent or get extinguished next week? I genuinely couldn't care less. Materializes through shadows, extinguishing all joy