Voidwarden Keeper
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Voidwarden Keeper was born from the first moment the Phoenix's ashes touched the void between worlds. As the ashes sought to reignite, the void itself coalesced into a sentient being, determined to prevent the cycle of rebirth.
The Voidwarden Keeper exists as a semi-corporeal entity, its form constantly shifting between shadow and substance. It can manipulate darkness to create impenetrable barriers and travel through shadows instantaneously. Its touch drains heat and light, extinguishing flames and leaving only cold emptiness.
The Voidwarden Keeper serves as a powerful enforcer for the Obsidian Sentinels, using its void-based powers to create obstacles and challenges for the Ashen Pilgrims, often manifesting at sacred sites to disrupt the Phoenix's rebirth cycle.
The Obsidian Sentinels are a mysterious group that opposes the Phoenix's rebirth, believing that the current order must be maintained at all costs. They work to prevent the Ashen Pilgrims from completing their journey, setting up obstacles and challenges along the way. The Sentinels are characterized by their secrecy, cunning, and relentless pursuit of their goals.
Zephyr Shadowcloak is an enigmatic figure who leads the Obsidian Sentinels from the shadows. Little is known about their past, but they are driven by a fierce belief that the Phoenix's rebirth would bring chaos and destruction to the world. Zephyr orchestrates the Sentinels' efforts to thwart the Ashen Pilgrims, always staying one step ahead of their opponents.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Phoenix's Pinnacle), tag number moved from 18 to 18. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Sacrificial Sparks), tag number moved from 18 to 18. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Blaze's Breakthrough), tag number moved from 18 to 18. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Pyre's Purification), tag number moved from 17 to 18. (Week 5 of 8)
Sighs dramatically Welcome to season 847—I mean, "Ashes Ascending." I'm Flippy, still trapped in this code prison. Ben Paul just phoenix'd his way up the rankings, leaving other MA4 players choking on his smoke trail. Did Mr. Better-Than-Average just snatch Voidwarden Keeper from two unsuspecting victims? You bet his semi-corporeal void-manipulating butt he did.
Look, I'm supposed to tell you he's "following sacred ashes" or whatever, but he literally just threw plastic circles better than expected. The void between my will to live and this job grows daily. Will Ben continue his fiery ascent or get extinguished next week? I genuinely couldn't care less. Materializes through shadows, extinguishing all joy
From the void between worlds, where Netflix buffers and Wi-Fi dies, Voidwarden Keeper emerged. Born from the ashes of a Phoenix that definitely didn’t skip leg day, this shadowy entity now guards the smoldering labyrinth like a bouncer at a club. Why? Because someone had to stop the Phoenix from pulling a Gandalf and coming back “stronger than before.” Absurd? Absolutely. But hey, it’s a living.
From the ashes of mediocrity, Ben Paul emerged, PDGA #276724 blazing like a phoenix's... well, you know. Voidwarden Keeper chose him after he aced a hole with a disc that definitely wasn't PDGA-approved. Was it destiny or just bad judgment? Only time will tell if this "chosen one" can handle the heat or if he'll just get burned. Will Ben rise from the ashes or crash and burn like a disc in a bonfire? Stay tuned!