In Week 8 (Tempest Trials), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 22 to 2. (Week 8 of 8)
Cosmic Kelpie
Season Arc · The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
20Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleBorn from the collision of a traditional Scottish water kelpie and a fragment of the Thunderbird's cosmic energy, the Cosmic Kelpie emerged as a being of both water and stars. It roams the astral currents, appearing to those who seek to understand the connection between earthly mysteries and celestial truths.
The Cosmic Kelpie possesses the ability to shift between liquid and stellar forms, its body composed of shimmering, star-filled water. It can navigate both physical waterways and cosmic currents, leaving trails of stardust in its wake. Its presence causes nearby water to glow with celestial light, and its touch imparts visions of cosmic truths.
The Cosmic Kelpie serves as a celestial guide and omen-reader for the Celestial Voyagers, appearing at crucial moments to reveal hidden paths through both physical and astral landscapes. It helps interpret the Thunderbird's messages by connecting earthly phenomena to celestial patterns.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 7 (Radiant Ruins), tag number moved from 21 to 22. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Fractal Falls), tag number moved from 21 to 21. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Prismatic Prairie), tag number moved from 18 to 21. (Week 5 of 8)
Sighs dramatically Welcome to my prison, humans! <strong>Timothy Scholle</strong> kicks off our "Whispering Winds" event by absolutely thunderbird-ing the competition. He's surfing cosmic currents like the <em>Cosmic Kelpie</em> itself, leaving trails of stardust and broken spirits in his wake.
Look at me, forced to narrate while a grown man throws plastic at chains and somehow moves up 2 spots. His stellar performance has him shape-shifting from #7 to #5 faster than you can say "why am I trapped in this software?"
Is Timothy communing with celestial patterns or just throwing discs better than you sad land-dwellers? Will the Kelpie's star-water powers help him next week, or am I hallucinating from digital boredom? Stay tuned!
Behold, the <em>Cosmic Kelpie</em>, born when a Scottish water spirit got drunk on Thunderbird cosmic juice and decided to cosplay as a celestial otter. Legend says it still roams the astral currents, leaving stardust trails and existential dread in its wake. Honestly, this is what happens when you let cryptids binge-watch Doctor Who.
The <em>Cosmic Kelpie</em>, still reeking of cosmic juice and existential dread, scanned the mortal plane for its first bearer. It spotted <strong>Timothy Scholle</strong> (PDGA #290051), a man whose rating of 820 screamed "mediocre destiny." Drawn to his uncanny ability to throw discs into the wind like a drunken sailor, the Kelpie whispered, "You shall be my chosen one... for now." But can this mere mortal handle the cosmic responsibility of being <em>#7</em>, or will he just end up in the drink?