
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Chullachaqui Watcher emerges from the icy mist Oh great, another season of pretending these plastic tags are mystical artifacts. Connor Baird just yeeted himself down the leaderboard like a Yeti sliding down Everest on a trash can lid. dramatic snow swirl
Our "hero" started at 20th but now sits at 23rd, proving that even reverse footprints can't save you from a +6 performance. I'm trapped in this software narrating this nonsense while you land-dwellers obsess over numbered plastic.
insert terrible pun Looks like Connor's round was colder than a Yeti's... well, you know. At least he's consistent - matching his personal average like a true MA1 masochist.
Will our Watcher climb back up the icy ranks? Or will he keep leaving backwards footprints in the snow? Stay tuned for more frozen follies!