
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Another week of watching Greg Jenson navigate our increasingly convoluted cryptid family tree. His +4 at The Fort has the Omniscient Psoglav rolling its singular eye, while the Icebound Mystic and Mapinguari Stalker argue about proper tracking techniques. Like, seriously, who's writing this stuff? I'm trapped in here watching a one-eyed dog-human-goat thing get parenting advice from a snow ghost and a jungle tracker. breaks fourth wall Can someone please explain how these tags keep breeding? Will Greg's next round finally convince the Psoglav to start a cryptid family counseling service? Stay tuned... 🙄