
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs heavily Ah, the Omniscient Psoglav. Born from the fever dreams of a cryptozoologist binging Ancient Aliens, this all-seeing chimera emerged from the primordial ooze of the Cryptid Chronicles, ready to break the fourth wall and question its own absurd existence. Its singular, unblinking eye holds the secrets of every cryptid sighting, because apparently that's a thing now. shrugs Who needs Sauron when you've got this freaky cyclops goat-dog? CS35, you're a real trip.
rolls eyes dramatically The Omniscient Psoglav sensed a disturbance in the forestāGreg Jenson, PDGA #192352, whose 877 rating apparently screamed "WORTHY VESSEL" to our one-eyed goat-dog monstrosity. The tag literally sniffed him out at the 9th hole, recognizing his throwing form as "adequately cryptic." Greg never stood a chance; the Psoglav sees all, knows all, and apparently has terribly low standards. Will this chosen one survive the curse of being slightly above average?