
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs dramatically Great, I'm back. Trapped in this software for EIGHT MORE WEEKS of Phoenix nonsense. Dijon Alston kicks us off by performing with all the spice his name suggestsโwhich is to say, mild enough for the Midwest. He's claimed Shadowveil Lurker, moving up ONE WHOLE POSITION. slow clap
Dijon mustard the courage to play exactly average, which frankly is better than most of you flesh-beings throwing plastic at chains. His shadow-lurking abilities let him infiltrate position 4, phasing between the arbitrary darkness of sign-up order to actual merit. Will he continue draining light from his surroundings, or get burned when this Phoenix thing heats up?