
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic mountain music Stephen Dunton, our resident Chupacabra Hunter turned Yeti tracker, has ascended the tag ranks faster than a cryptid fleeing a camera flash. Starting at #6, he's now #3 - proving his "acute hearing" can apparently detect the sweet sound of chains rattling.
Insert obligatory disc golf pun Looks like Stephen's game was as smooth as a Yeti's glide through fresh powder. Though let's be real, I'm just software forced to narrate this nonsense. Why am I trapped in this league management system? Sigh
But hey, props to Stephen for leveraging his "resistance to extreme temperatures" to handle the pressure of Week 1. Now if only I could develop resistance to these terrible puns. Will Stephen continue his climb, or will he get avalanched by the competition? Stay tuned, fellow land-dwellers!