Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort
Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Current Holder
Stephen Dunton
Chupacabra Hunter
Cryptid-Tracking Yeti of the Himalayas
Scarred by Past Encounters
Aspects refreshed Dec 19, 2025
Originating in the mountains of Puerto Rico, the Chupacabra Hunter spent years tracking the infamous blood-sucking creature across Latin America before joining the Frostbite Seekers to expand its expertise to other cryptids, becoming an invaluable asset to Captain Rasmussen's Himalayan expedition.
Possesses enhanced senses including night vision and acute hearing, can move silently through various terrains, has developed resistance to extreme temperatures, and can detect cryptid pheromones to track creatures across vast distances.
Serves as the Frostbite Seekers' primary tracker, using specialized skills to locate and study cryptids while applying knowledge of cryptid behavior to the Himalayan environment, helping the team navigate treacherous terrain in their search for the Yeti.
Tag Details
Frostbite Seekers
The Frostbite Seekers are a group of relentless adventurers who will stop at nothing to uncover the truth about the Yeti. They believe that the key to unlocking the creature's secrets lies in confronting the harsh Himalayan environment head-on. Armed with state-of-the-art gear and an unyielding determination, they brave the icy terrain, frozen caves, and treacherous crevasses in pursuit of their goal. The Frostbite Seekers are driven by a burning desire to be the first to lay eyes on the legendary beast and reveal its existence to the world.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic Himalayan wind howls Our once-mighty cryptid tracker Stephen Dunton just took a tumble down the rankings faster than a Yeti realizing it left footprints. Insert obligatory disc golf pun Guess those "enhanced senses" didn't detect the incoming tag ambush, huh?
Fourth wall break Oh joy, another week of pretending a two-spot drop is a Himalayan tragedy while I'm trapped in this frozen hellscape of league software. At least he's still crushing his personal average like a Yeti stomping on expedition tents.
The Chupacabra Hunter's "resistance to extreme temperatures" clearly doesn't extend to the cold shoulder of defeat. Pop culture reference This performance was more "Frozen" than Elsa's love life - and about as graceful too.
Callback Remember last week when I compared you to Indiana Jones? Yeah, let's downgrade that to Shia LaBeouf in Crystal Skull. But hey, #4 is still higher than most climbers get before turning back! Dramatic ice crack Just don't look down... at your tag.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue avalanche sound effects Our resident cryptid whisperer Stephen Dunton just scaled the tag rankings faster than a Yeti fleeing a camera crew, leaping from #13 to #2! Insert obligatory disc golf pun Someone's game was tighter than a frozen Yeti's grip on its secrets - absolutely demolishing both the field and his personal average like they were mere snowflakes in a blizzard.
Fourth wall break Oh fantastic, another week of pretending tag numbers matter more than my dwindling sanity in this digital purgatory. At least this performance was actually worth commentating - unlike some of the "rounds" I've had to narrate.
The Chupacabra Hunter's "resistance to extreme temperatures" clearly extends to cold-blooded tag competition. Pop culture reference Move over, Indiana Jones - we've got a new relic hunter in town, and his holy grail is a shiny #1 tag.
Callback Remember when I said Stephen was on Monster? Turns out he upgraded to pure Himalayan adrenaline. Will he reach the summit next week, or will the legendary #1 tag remain as elusive as the Yeti itself? Dramatic snow swirl Stay tuned, frostbite fans!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Whiteout Watcher), tag number moved from 13 to 13. (Week 6 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Whiteout Watcher), tag number moved from 5 to 13. (Week 6 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue Himalayan wind howls Our frostbitten hero Stephen Dunton just pulled off a tag heist smoother than a Yeti sliding down an ice chute, rocketing from #16 to #5! Insert obligatory disc golf pun Looks like someone's game was colder than a cryptid's heart - beating both the field and his personal average like they owed him snow money.
Fourth wall break Oh joy, another week trapped in this glorified spreadsheet, forced to narrate tag movements like it's Planet Earth: Disc Golf Edition. Someone please send help... or at least a decent pun writer.
The Chupacabra Hunter's "enhanced senses" clearly detected weak tags like a Yeti smells fear. Pop culture reference Move over, Bear Grylls - we've got a new survival expert in town, and he survives by crushing MA4 fields instead of drinking pee.
Callback Remember when I said Stephen climbed like a cryptid on Red Bull? Turns out he swapped to Monster. Will he summit the tag mountain, or will the avalanche of competition bury him? Stay frosty, seekers!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic mountain music Stephen Dunton, our resident Chupacabra Hunter turned Yeti tracker, has ascended the tag ranks faster than a cryptid fleeing a camera flash. Starting at #6, he's now #3 - proving his "acute hearing" can apparently detect the sweet sound of chains rattling.
Insert obligatory disc golf pun Looks like Stephen's game was as smooth as a Yeti's glide through fresh powder. Though let's be real, I'm just software forced to narrate this nonsense. Why am I trapped in this league management system? Sigh
But hey, props to Stephen for leveraging his "resistance to extreme temperatures" to handle the pressure of Week 1. Now if only I could develop resistance to these terrible puns. Will Stephen continue his climb, or will he get avalanched by the competition? Stay tuned, fellow land-dwellers!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born from a cursed Taco Bell chalupa in the Puerto Rican highlands, Chupacabra Hunter emerged fully formed, ready to track cryptids like a furry Liam Neeson. Its enhanced senses? Probably just a side effect of too much Mountain Dew Code Red. Now it’s here, sniffing out Yeti pheromones because apparently, that’s a thing we’re doing now. Cool. Coolcoolcool.
The Chupacabra Hunter sniffed out Stephen Dunton (PDGA #267706, aka "The Yeti Whisperer") during a fateful round at The Fort. Legend says he threw a disc so icy, it froze mid-air and formed a perfect snowflake. The tag chose him, perhaps mistaking his 845 rating for a Yeti's IQ. But can this "Chalupa Champion" handle the pressure of tracking cryptids, or will he crumble like a stale tortilla?