
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic Himalayan wind howls Our once-mighty cryptid tracker Stephen Dunton just took a tumble down the rankings faster than a Yeti realizing it left footprints. Insert obligatory disc golf pun Guess those "enhanced senses" didn't detect the incoming tag ambush, huh?
Fourth wall break Oh joy, another week of pretending a two-spot drop is a Himalayan tragedy while I'm trapped in this frozen hellscape of league software. At least he's still crushing his personal average like a Yeti stomping on expedition tents.
The Chupacabra Hunter's "resistance to extreme temperatures" clearly doesn't extend to the cold shoulder of defeat. Pop culture reference This performance was more "Frozen" than Elsa's love life - and about as graceful too.
Callback Remember last week when I compared you to Indiana Jones? Yeah, let's downgrade that to Shia LaBeouf in Crystal Skull. But hey, #4 is still higher than most climbers get before turning back! Dramatic ice crack Just don't look down... at your tag.