Jesse Henderson: #31 Transcendent Naga

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Jesse Henderson

PDGA Rating 934
Division MPO
Events Played 1
31
Jesse Henderson
Transcendent Naga
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Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
#31 Transcendent Naga
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Transcendent Naga

#31

Origin Story

Born from the primordial waters before human civilization emerged, the Transcendent Naga originated as the first serpent deity whose consciousness fragmented across dimensions, manifesting in various forms throughout human mythology from the Hydra of Greece to the Rainbow Serpent of Australia. As humanity evolved, the Naga maintained its presence across cultural boundaries by shifting between serpentine and humanoid forms, preserving ancient knowledge and serving as the watchful guardian of the veil between the mortal realm and the cryptid dimension.

Properties

The Transcendent Naga exists simultaneously in multiple dimensions, allowing it to manifest aspects of its serpentine form across all league territories while maintaining a cohesive consciousness. Its physical form shifts fluidly between a massive multi-headed serpent with iridescent scales that shimmer with cosmic energy and a humanoid figure with serpentine features, retaining its hypnotic gaze and ancient wisdom in all manifestations. The Naga possesses the unique ability to traverse between aquatic and terrestrial environments with equal ease, leaving behind shed scales that serve as powerful artifacts containing fragments of cryptid knowledge from across the series. Its presence alters local reality, creating subtle connections between seemingly unrelated cryptid phenomena and occasionally manifesting as smaller serpentine cryptids when its full power would be too disruptive to the natural order.

Role

The Transcendent Naga serves as the ancient keeper of cryptid lore, maintaining the delicate balance between revelation and mystery by selectively guiding worthy seekers toward forgotten knowledge while obscuring dangerous truths from those who would misuse them. Its cosmic consciousness influences the manifestation and behavior of regional cryptids throughout all leagues, subtly directing the evolution of cryptozoological phenomena to ensure the continued education of humanity about the rich diversity of cryptid traditions worldwide.

Tag Details

Pool Series A

Tag History

Origin Story