
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Well, well, well. Gather 'round, disc golf nerds, for the epic origin of the Transcendent Naga! Born from primordial soup before humans were a twinkle in evolution's eye, this serpentine deity fragmented across dimensions like Voldemort's horcruxes. Now it's a guardian of the veil, slithering between realms. Because sure, that makes sense for a disc golf tag! 🙄 #CryptidChronicles
Jesse Henderson was minding his business at the local course when the Transcendent Naga materialized from the morning mist. "PDGA #261261," it hissed, "your 934 rating has been foretold in the ancient scrolls!" Jesse just wanted to practice his putts, not become the vessel for a multi-dimensional snake deity. But hey, that's disc golf for ya - one minute you're working on your form, the next you're being coiled into cryptid servitude. Will he ssssink or ssssswim as the chosen one?