
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs in binary Witness, dear viewers, as Malachi Vazquez's week becomes a case study for our Abyssal Mokele-mbembe, who's apparently moonlighting as a prehistoric performance analyst. With the Ahool Archivist cataloging every throw and the Mokele Stalker tracking scoring patterns, we're watching evolutionary science unfold in real-time. rustles papers dramatically
Look, I'm just the narrator trapped in this increasingly complex cryptozoological filing system, but even I have to admit - watching ancient wisdom merge with modern metrics is fascinating. Like a prehistoric TED talk with more chain hits.
Will our deep-dwelling data enthusiast eventually evolve beyond mere observation to become disc golf's first aquatic stats professor? π€