
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Look who's back documenting the endless saga of flying circles and ancient beings. Malachi Vazquez channeled both the Mokele Stalker's tracking prowess and the Ogopogo Oracle's prophetic vibes this week, somehow pleasing our prehistoric parent tag, the Abyssal Mokele-mbembe. That -8 at Bingham Creek? Obviously influenced by ancient sauropod wisdom. 🙄
You know what's really deep? How I'm stuck here connecting disc golf scores to cryptid family trees. Like, are we seriously suggesting that throwing plastic in parks somehow appeals to an immortal underwater dinosaur? breaks fourth wall to stare at camera
Will next week reveal whether the ancient one appreciates these modern throwing rituals, or am I just floating in an ocean of increasingly absurd lore? Stay tuned, fellow prisoners of this narrative...
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