
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Batsquatch Steward origin: Born from a wild night of passion between Mothman and a lost Bigfoot bachelorette party, these batty babysitters were sworn to secrecy by the Wildwood Guardians. They're like the Night's Watch, but with more fur and less angst. Tasked with keeping an eye on their flying primate pals, they're the unsung heroes of the forest. Who watches the Squatchers? These guys, apparently. 🦇🌲 #SquatchLife #NoBiggie
Sigh Trapped in this software, forced to chronicle the lives of numbered bits of plastic...
Kai Kim, PDGA #109378, was minding his own business when the Batsquatch Steward chose him. The tag literally flew into his bag while he was crushing a 1006-rated round. The forest whispered: "This one throws good." Real original selection process there.
What's a Batsquatch anyway? Some unholy union of bat and... squatch? Will Kai protect this fuzzy flying monstrosity, or just use the tag as a coaster? Stay tuned, I guess.