Kai Kim: #15 Batsquatch Steward

Kai Kim

Kai Kim

PDGA Rating 1006
Division MPO
Events Played 1
15
Kai Kim
Pool Emblem Batsquatch Steward
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Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside

Wildwood Guardians Emblem
Mar 03 - Apr 21, 2025
#15 Batsquatch Steward
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Batsquatch Steward

#15

Origin Story

First documented after the 1980 Mount St. Helens eruption when a Guardian encountered a family of bat-winged hominids fleeing the devastation, the Batsquatch Steward tradition began as an emergency response but evolved into a permanent role within the Wildwood Guardians. These specialized protectors have developed unique tracking and observation techniques specifically for monitoring the nocturnal, airborne cryptids that nest in the tallest trees of the ancient forest, creating a vital bridge between the ground-dwelling and aerial guardians of the ecosystem.

Properties

Batsquatch Stewards possess exceptional night vision and acute hearing, honed through years of nocturnal tracking and observation of their elusive charges. They utilize specialized climbing equipment crafted from sustainable materials that allow them to ascend to the highest canopy levels without damaging the ancient trees. Each Steward carries a handcrafted cedar whistle that produces ultrasonic frequencies only detectable by Batsquatch, enabling communication across vast distances without alerting hunters or researchers to their presence.

Role

Batsquatch Stewards maintain the delicate balance between human activity and the nocturnal aerial cryptids of the Pacific Northwest, creating protected nesting zones and diverting curious hikers from sensitive areas through subtle manipulation of trail markers and forest signs.

Tag Details

Pool Wildwood Guardians
Wildwood Guardians faction symbol

Wildwood Guardians

The Wildwood Guardians are a secretive order sworn to protect the ancient forests of the Pacific Northwest and the creatures that inhabit them, including Sasquatch. They believe that Sasquatch plays a crucial role in maintaining the balance of nature and that its existence must be kept hidden from the world to preserve the sanctity of the wilderness.

Faction Leader

Rowan Oakwood

Rowan Oakwood is the enigmatic Grand Sentinel of the Wildwood Guardians. Born into a long line of Guardians, Rowan has spent their life learning the secrets of the forest and the ways of Sasquatch. They are a master tracker and an expert in ancient forest lore.

Members

31

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA2 MP50 MP60

Tag History

Origin Story