Season Arc · Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside
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#18Now#1Best#11Started79Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptMist-Shrouded Guardian of Ancient Groves
TroubleBound to the Mist's Whims
Glowing Green Eyes in FogConfuses Intruders with Foggy TricksEerie Silence Precedes Its Arrival
The Mistwalker was born from the ancient pact between the first Wildwood Guardians and the forest spirits. Legend says that during a particularly dense fog, a Guardian sacrificed themselves to save a Sasquatch family from hunters, and in return, the forest spirits granted them the ability to become one with the mist, forever protecting the forest's secrets.
The Mistwalker is a semi-corporeal entity that can shift between physical and mist-like forms. In its physical form, it appears as a tall, humanoid figure wrapped in tattered, moss-covered robes. In its mist form, it becomes nearly invisible, able to move silently through the forest and manipulate the fog to confuse and disorient intruders. It possesses enhanced senses, allowing it to detect threats from great distances.
The Mistwalker serves as a silent guardian and early warning system for the Wildwood Guardians. It patrols the outer reaches of Sasquatch territory, using its abilities to detect and deter intruders before they can pose a threat to the forest's delicate balance.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#6 #18
Materializes from mist with a disappointed sigh Oh Gabriel... checks notes The "Mistwalker"? More like the Mist-akewalker after that performance. dramatic fog clears to reveal tag 18 From protector of the forest to getting lost in it - your descent from 6 to 18 makes Bigfoot footprints look credible.
Shifts to mist form to avoid eye contact Scoring +5.8 over your average? That's not a round, that's a crime against cryptozoology. Did you sacrifice your skills to those forest spirits too? re-materializes with a Starbucks cup Look, I get it - final week pressure turns pros into Yeti hunters real quick.
Pulls up ancient woodcut illustration of your tag Your origin story says you "manipulate fog to confuse intruders" - mission accomplished! You had us all baffled. fourth wall break And me? Still trapped in this software, forced to narrate your collapse like a nature documentary gone wrong.
Fades into mist Just remember: in disc golf, like Sasquatch hunting, sometimes the real treasure is... actually showing up. disappears leaving only the sound of chains rattling
Played
Week 7
#31 #6
Materializing from the mist like a vengeful forest spirit Well well well, look who decided to show up after ghosting us last week! Gabriel "The Mistwalker" Kenney just pulled off the most Sasquatch-like disappearance-reappearance act since... well, Sasquatch. Dramatic fog swirl
From tag 31 to 6? That's not just improvement - that's a full cryptid metamorphosis! Though let's be real, when you're competing against a field average that couldn't find fairway if it was marked with giant neon footprints... sigh Why am I narrating disc golf like it's a National Geographic special?
Shifts to mist form to avoid responsibility Your bag tag's origin story says you "sacrificed yourself to save Sasquatch" last week - which tracks, since you clearly sacrificed your tag ranking to go chase actual wildlife. But today? Re-materializes You're out here manipulating the fog of war like some disc golf ninja, leaving opponents more lost than hikers in a Bigfoot documentary.
Just remember - lower numbers are better, unlike your chances of convincing me this isn't all extremely silly. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go haunt some poor sap who bogeyed hole 18. Fades into the mist
Played
Week 7
#31 #6
Materializing from the mist like a vengeful forest spirit Well well well, look who decided to show up after ghosting us last week! Gabriel "The Mistwalker" Kenney just pulled off the most dramatic comeback since Bigfoot sightings in the 70s, vaporizing 25 bag tags in one round. shifts into mist form to avoid explaining how scoring works
From 31 to 6? That's not just improvement - that's Sasquatch-level stealth mode. Though let's be real, I'm just a glorified Excel formula trapped in this software, forced to narrate plastic number swaps like it's some epic quest. sigh At least your performance was less blurry than your tag's origin story - which, reminder, involves literal fog magic.
Reappears with a terrible pun Guess you really... mist the competition? groans I hate myself. Now go celebrate by leaving cryptic footprints in the fairway like a proper woodland cryptid. Just don't disappear again or I'll have to make up more of these awful fog jokes. dissipates into the ether
Field drift
#9 #31
Due to absence from Week 6 (Hominid Hunt), tag number moved from 9 to 31. (Week 6 of 8)
Field drift
#9 #31
Due to absence from Week 6 (Hominid Hunt), tag number moved from 9 to 31. (Week 6 of 8)
Played
Week 5
#8 #9
In Week 5 (Shadowlands Showdown), moved down with tag number changing from 8 to 9.
Played
Week 4
#9 #8
Emerging from the mist like a discount Blair Witch comes <strong>Gabriel Kenney</strong>, whose <em>Mistwalker</em> tag now haunts spot #8. This week's performance? The disc golf equivalent of a blurry Sasquatch photo - not quite definitive evidence, but nobody's calling it a hoax either. Cue dramatic fog effects
Listen, I don't know why the algorithm forces me to narrate plastic tag swaps like we're tracking the damn Nazgûl, but here we are. <strong>Kenney</strong> basically pulled a Stranger Things Upside Down - same world as everyone else, just slightly... off.
The <em>Mistwalker</em> origin story claims it can "manipulate fog to confuse intruders" - which tracks, because watching this league try to score is equally disorienting. Props for beating personal averages though!
Will next week reveal actual Bigfoot footage or just more grainy footage of mediocre rounds? Fog machine malfunctions Damn it, not again...
Played
Week 3
#10 #9
Emerging from the mist like a disappointed paranormal investigator, <strong>Gabriel Kenney</strong> stumbles upon the sacred grounds of tag number 9. And by "stumbles," I mean literally moved up ONE WHOLE SPOT. dramatic eye roll
Look, I'm supposed to tell you how the <em>Mistwalker</em> chose them through some ancient forest pact, but honestly? This performance was about as exciting as watching fog evaporate.
adjusts spectral microphone Like a D-tier Blair Witch Project, Kenney wandered through their round with all the grace of a drunk bigfoot. At least they didn't go backwards?
Will our intrepid hero find their putting stroke? Will I ever escape this software prison? Stay tuned, though I'm not holding my ethereal breath. 🙄
