
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Materializes from mist with a disappointed sigh Oh Gabriel... checks notes The "Mistwalker"? More like the Mist-akewalker after that performance. dramatic fog clears to reveal tag 18 From protector of the forest to getting lost in it - your descent from 6 to 18 makes Bigfoot footprints look credible.
Shifts to mist form to avoid eye contact Scoring +5.8 over your average? That's not a round, that's a crime against cryptozoology. Did you sacrifice your skills to those forest spirits too? re-materializes with a Starbucks cup Look, I get it - final week pressure turns pros into Yeti hunters real quick.
Pulls up ancient woodcut illustration of your tag Your origin story says you "manipulate fog to confuse intruders" - mission accomplished! You had us all baffled. fourth wall break And me? Still trapped in this software, forced to narrate your collapse like a nature documentary gone wrong.
Fades into mist Just remember: in disc golf, like Sasquatch hunting, sometimes the real treasure is... actually showing up. disappears leaving only the sound of chains rattling