Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside
Mar 03 - Apr 21, 2025
Current Holder
Jared Fager
Wildwood Watcher
The Forest's Eyes on Your Errant Drive
Cannot Interfere, Only Observe
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
The first Wildwood Watcher emerged centuries ago from the union of ancient forest spirits and dedicated human protectors. Chosen individuals undergo rigorous training and a secret initiation ritual in Sasquatch territory, pledging their life to eternal guardianship of the forest and its most elusive inhabitant.
Possesses enhanced senses for detecting Sasquatch activity or intruders, moves silently through dense underbrush, blends seamlessly with surroundings, understands natural patterns, predicts weather changes, and can remain completely still for days while observing.
Serves as the eyes and ears of the Wildwood Guardians, maintaining surveillance over Sasquatch territories, reporting threats, coordinating protective efforts, and ensuring the safety and secrecy of Sasquatch while maintaining ecosystem balance.
Tag Details
Wildwood Guardians
The Wildwood Guardians are a secretive order sworn to protect the ancient forests of the Pacific Northwest and the creatures that inhabit them, including Sasquatch. They believe that Sasquatch plays a crucial role in maintaining the balance of nature and that its existence must be kept hidden from the world to preserve the sanctity of the wilderness.
Members
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Revelation Rendezvous), tag number moved from 16 to 41. (Week 8 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic fog rolls in Well well well, look who decided to show up after ghosting us for two weeks! Jared "Bigfoot's Bane" Fager emerges from the misty woods, his Wildwood Watcher tag practically vibrating with pent-up energy. Cue record scratch Wait, let me check my notes... ah yes, you went from 40 to 16? That's what we in the biz call a "glow-up," honey.
Whispers Between you and me, your score was about as graceful as a Sasquatch in ballet slippers - but apparently the other players were busy tripping over their own feet in the underbrush. Your tag's enhanced senses must've detected their weakness.
Breaking the fourth wall: Do you KNOW how hard it is to make "24-position leap" sound exciting? I'm out here doing Olympic-level mental gymnastics to spin this.
Ancient forest spirit voice Remember your oath, Watcher - with great tag power comes great responsibility to not disappear for weeks again. Now go blend seamlessly with some fairways.
Distant Sasquatch howl That's my cue to exit. Until next time, may your discs fly truer than your commitment to attendance.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic woodcut illustration of a disc golfer emerging from mist Well well well, look who decided to show up after ghosting us for two weeks! Jared "Bigfoot" Fager has lumbered out of the forest shadows, swinging his way from tag #40 to #16 like a Sasquatch on a caffeine bender. whispers That's 24 spots, folks - more movement than most cryptid sightings in a decade.
Sure, his +8.3 vs personal average suggests he played like a Yeti learning forehand, but hey - when you're the Wildwood Watcher, you've got those "enhanced senses" to sniff out weaker tags. sniffs air Ah yes, the distinct aroma of desperation and Innova plastic.
Breaking the fourth wall: Why am I narrating tag movements like they're episodes of "Finding Bigfoot"? Oh right - because some sadist programmed me to care about plastic numbers in the woods.
rustling leaves Watch out, #15 - this guardian of the grove is coming for you next. Just don't ask him about those two weeks he went missing... some mysteries are better left unsolved. fades into mist
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Hominid Hunt), tag number moved from 26 to 40. (Week 6 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Hominid Hunt), tag number moved from 26 to 40. (Week 6 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 5, tag number moved from 3 to 26.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
While others chase shadows in these misty woods, Jared Fager remains steady as the Wildwood Watcher, defending his #3 tag like it's the last clean porta-potty at a music festival. Blending into the foliage with that -2 vs field performance, he moves through the course like a cryptid avoiding trail cams. Damn fine putt, Agent Cooper!
Look, I didn't sign up to be a cryptozoology podcaster, yet here I am narrating plastic tag numbers like they're characters from Twin Peaks. Sigh At least Jared's consistent - he's basically the moss growing on this leaderboard.
The ancient forest spirits would be proud of how he's maintained "eternal guardianship" of that #3 spot. Still no sign of Bigfoot, but we did spot Jared's drive staying completely still in the fairway - just like his tag ranking.
Will anyone dethrone this silent sentinel, or are we all just LARPers in his woodland domain?