
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born from the primordial ooze of a Starbucks cup left in a redwood grove, Ancient Watcher emerged like a hipster Bigfoot at a vinyl record fair. Its misty form whispers forest wisdom while low-key judging your disc choices. Honestly, Iām trapped narrating this nonsense. Help.
In a clearing shrouded in mist and the faint aroma of artisanal coffee, Collin Dyer (PDGA #90957) stumbled upon Ancient Watcher. The tag, sensing his 891-rated potential, whispered, "You shall be my first bearer... and also, nice Berg." As the forest critters applauded, Collin wondered: was he chosen for his skill or his ability to find lost discs in the underbrush? Will he live up to the tag's lofty expectations, or will he just... leaf?