
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold, mortals - Kenneth the Cryptid Custodian continues his reign, weaving Shadow Nexus's primordial essence through this week's parental tag drama. The Mist Warden whispered Scottish fog tactics during his Urban Forest slog (-42 diff, oof), while Tsuchinoko Seer manifested Kraken prophecies in his Art Dye masterclass (-6 PB!). Witness now this cosmic entity's evolution: part Loch Ness moodiness, part Norse meme lord, fully confused why humans keep yeeting plastic at trees.
Fourth wall break: sigh Yes, we've reached "sentient tag family therapy" levels of absurdity. No, I can't explain how a -6 round "strengthens the veil between worlds." But applaud Kenny's 490-point series lead like he's fighting Cthulhu with a grocery list.
As the Nexus absorbs this week's triumphs and faceplants, one wonders: Will future rounds birth a chill Yeti-dad hybrid... or unleash a Karenthulu demanding to speak to the course manager? 🔮🥏