Kenneth Oetker: #11 Shadow Nexus

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Kenneth Oetker

PDGA Rating 961
Division MP40
Events Played 4
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Kenneth Oetker
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Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
#11 Shadow Nexus
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Shadow Nexus

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Origin Story

The Shadow Nexus emerged from the primordial darkness that existed before recorded history, born from the collective fears and legends of humanity. It is said to have formed at the convergence point where all cryptid myths intersect, becoming the living embodiment of cryptozoological knowledge. As civilizations grew and cryptid sightings spread across the globe, the Shadow Nexus expanded its influence, weaving together the disparate threads of cryptid lore into a cohesive tapestry.

Properties

The Shadow Nexus exists as a semi-corporeal entity, able to manifest in physical form while maintaining a connection to the ethereal realm. It possesses the ability to absorb and store cryptid knowledge, growing more powerful with each new legend it encounters. The Nexus can project its consciousness across vast distances, allowing it to monitor cryptid activity worldwide. Its form is mutable, able to shift between different cryptid appearances while maintaining a core shadowy essence.

Role

The Shadow Nexus serves as the guardian and curator of all cryptid knowledge, ensuring the preservation and continuity of cryptid lore across generations. It acts as a silent observer and occasional guide, subtly influencing events to maintain the balance between cryptids and humanity while fostering the growth of cryptozoological understanding.

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Pool Series A

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Origin Story