
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Another week of watching Kenneth Oetker channel the combined powers of the Lorekeeper Sentinel and Mist Warden to somehow influence the Shadow Nexus. Look, I don't make up these increasingly bizarre mythologies, I just narrate them. 🙄
His wildly inconsistent performance (-2, +7, -1, +3) perfectly mirrors the chaotic nature of cryptid sightings - now you see it, now you don't, now it's hitting every tree in the forest. The Shadow knows... this isn't working.
Will our intrepid hero finally stabilize his game, or will the cryptid soap opera continue? Stay tuned, because apparently that's my eternal curse now. 🌲👣