
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the primordial ooze of Bigfoot's hot tub and Nessie's bathtub, Shadow Nexus emerged—a cryptid Voltron of myth and bad decisions. Born when a Yeti, Kraken, and Chupacabra got too lit at Burning Man, it now haunts disc golf courses, judging your form. Why? Because even cryptids need hobbies.
When Kenneth Oetker (PDGA #266426, aka "The Sasquatch Whisperer") stumbled upon Shadow Nexus, it wasn’t fate—it was a poorly thrown Roc that landed him in a bush. The tag, sensing his 961-rated mediocrity, whispered, "You’ll do." Now, he carries the cryptid Voltron of bad decisions. But can he handle the pressure, or will he get chupacabra-ed by the competition?