
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cues up wistful folk ballad 🎶 Well, well, well, the saga of the Copper Crystalline reaches its riveting conclusion! In a finale that would make Frodo yawn, Casey Howard etched their name in the annals of adequate performances with a -5 that was about as exciting as watching copper oxidize. 😴
Slow claps 👏 Sure, that 945 rating was a decent 28 points above Casey's 917 norm, but compared to their -3.9 league average, it's like finding pyrite instead of gold. 🥈 The field's +1.3 showing made Casey's round shine like a somewhat polished turd. 💩✨
Dramatically removes glasses 🤓 And so, the curtain falls on our epic tale of marginally above-average achievements in disc golf. Will the Copper Crystalline forever remain a participation trophy in Casey's hands? Find out never, because this is the end, my slightly-entertained friends! 😅 #MediocreMetallurgy #GoodbyeStranger 👋