
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Eerie didgeridoo sounds Ohhhh dear. Zack Zackamanjaro Ralphs just took his Bunyip Protector tag on a walkabout from 13 to 20 - the disc golf equivalent of mistaking a possum for a yowie. woodcut-style sad face
After last week's "redemption arc" (which we now realize was just a campfire story), Zack's +4.6 vs personal average proves even cryptid liaisons have off days. That "global network of sanctuaries" clearly didn't include his putting game. sound of a disc splashing into water
Breaking the fourth wall: I'm contractually obligated to make this sound epic, but let's be real - this performance was about as convincing as a Bigfoot costume at a kid's birthday party.
The tag's "enhanced tracking abilities" just recorded Zack's form disappearing faster than a Yeti in a snowstorm. Maybe those "protective mists" were actually obscuring his vision? plays sad gumleaf melody
PS: To the player who gained 7 spots - enjoy explaining to your tag how it outplayed an "aquatic manipulator." fades into disappointed mist