
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Malice Matadora, Golpe 15, burst into the Rudos Sucios like the Kool-Aid Man - OH YEAH! Born from a forbidden union of a matador's muleta and a flying disc, she's here to turn disc golf into a bullfight. And you thought growing discs on trees was ridiculous! 🤨 #OriginStoryGoals
After hours of meditating atop a mountain of lost discs, Malice Matadora spotted Sara Smith hurling plastic with the grace of a caffeinated squirrel. "PDGA #242652?! That's my lucky number!" she bellowed. The luchador leapt from the pile, landing dramatically at Sara's feet. "You throw like you're fighting invisible bulls. I like your style, señorita! Together we shall disc-gracefully conquer all!" Will this coach's 579-rated throwing arm be strong enough to avoid getting the horns? ¡Ay caramba!