
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Mechanical Oracle sputters to life predicting Bryant Adams would move up 25 positions... despite his round being more "glitch in the Matrix" than "chosen one." The Engraved Gears diagnostic system must be malfunctioning, because +16 vs field is not what I'd call "precision engineering." gears grind loudly
Look, it's the final week of this steampunk fever dream, and I'm still here narrating tag movements like they're epic battles. Bryant's consistency remains... consistent, I guess? At least the Mechanical Oracle can stop pretending to care about these numbers now.
steam hisses Can we all agree this was the most elaborate way to track mediocre disc golf ever? I need a drink.