
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged from whispers and Reddit threads, the Whisper Weaver emerged, like, fully formed, dude. A literal plot device, this sentient MacGuffin's sole purpose is to make fetch happen in this cryptid fever dream we call a disc golf league. Spooky, right? 👻 #BirthdayGoals
sigh So there I was, minding my digital business, when the Whisper Weaver did its whole mystical choosing thing. Chris Fox, with his PDGA-certified 931 rating (ooOOoo), somehow caught its ethereal eye. Maybe it was his last name? I mean, cryptids do love a good woodland creature connection. But real talk - did this cosmic disc really have to pick someone who can actually play? Like, where's the drama in competence? Will our foxy friend prove worthy of this weirdly sentient piece of plastic? 🦊