Andrew Malone: #1 Vengeance Viper

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Andrew Malone

PDGA Rating 0
Division MA4
Events Played 1
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Andrew Malone
Pool Emblem Vengeance Viper
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Launcho Libre @ Art Dye

Rudos Sucios Emblem
Jan 17 - Feb 28, 2025
#1 Vengeance Viper
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
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    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Vengeance Viper

#1

Origin Story

Once a respected disc golf champion, this luchador was disqualified from a major tournament for alleged cheating. Consumed by bitterness, they joined El Diablo Sucio's Rudos Sucios, adopting a serpentine persona and vowing to strike back at the disc golf establishment. Their signature move involves coiling their body before releasing devastating curved throws that seem to slither through the air.

Properties

Vengeance Viper possesses an unnaturally flexible spine that allows for serpentine movements and unconventional throwing angles. Their throws have a distinct curved trajectory that seems to defy physics, often catching opponents off guard. They've mastered the art of psychological warfare, using subtle hissing sounds and snake-like movements to unnerve competitors.

Role

Acts as El Diablo Sucio's master of psychological warfare, specializing in breaking opponents' concentration through intimidation and unexpected shot patterns. They're often deployed against particularly confident opponents who need to be rattled before important matches.

Tag Details

League Launcho Libre @ Art Dye
Pool Rudos Sucios
Rudos Sucios faction symbol

Rudos Sucios

The Rudos Sucios are a villainous stable of luchador disc golfers who dominate the course through vicious throws and underhanded tactics. They revel in breaking the rules and humiliating their opponents. The Rudos mock concepts like honor and sportsmanship, believing that winning is all that matters.

Faction Leader

El Diablo Sucio

A former underground fighter, El Diablo Sucio brings his no-holds-barred viciousness to the disc golf course, leading the Rudos Sucios in their quest to crush the competition.

Members

25

Divisions

FA40 MA4 FA1 FA2 FA3 FA4 MA50 MA60 MJ18 FJ18 MJ15 FJ15

Tag History

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Andrew Malone
Week 6 Score: 58 Place: 1
17 hours ago
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