
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Wipes condensation from gill frills Look, I'm literally melting here covering this steam-powered spectacle, but I guess we're doing this. Jake Robb just claimed the Forgeflame Colossus, because apparently we needed MORE heat in this mechanical mess.
Sure, he played like his pistons needed realignment, but somehow still forged ahead 14 spots up the rankings. It's giving real "Iron Giant with performance issues" energy, if you ask this increasingly dehydrated axolotl.
squints through steam clouds Is anyone else wondering why we're using FIRE-BASED metaphors in WINTER? Just me? Cool cool cool... not cool actually, I'm boiling. Will our hero's rune-covered contraption maintain pressure, or will it all go pfffsssst like my attempts at staying moisturized? 🙄