
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts external gills while consulting temporal readout
Listen up, land-dwellers! Tyler Waldo just pulled some serious timey-wimey nonsense with the Temporal Gearweaver. Dude jumped 44 spots like he stole Doc Brown's DeLorean! And here I am, a PINK AXOLOTL, trying to explain temporal mechanics in disc golf.
Waves tiny pink appendage at steampunk machinery
The Gearweaver's celestial crystals are practically humming after that performance. From 57th to 13th? That's more dramatic than my failed attempts at walking on land.
But seriously folks, who let Eliza Wintergear design a time-bending tag system? I'm already trapped in this software - now I have to deal with temporal paradoxes too?
Will the space-time continuum survive? Will my gills ever adjust to all this steam? Why am I even here?
Retreats to aquarium in confusion