
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Quantum Dragonheart pulses with crystalline precision as Corey Mecham maintains his hold on #32, proving once again that consistency is key... or maybe just boring. Like Schrödinger's cat, his game exists in multiple states: not great, not terrible. Cue dramatic steampunk gears turning
Listen, I'm as thrilled as anyone that this is the FINAL WEEK of quantum tag swaps. No more collapsing wave functions or entangled fates - just pure, unadulterated tag numbers. The Quantum Dragonheart would be proud of this level of mechanical equilibrium... if it could feel anything besides the weight of my sarcasm.
Steam hisses from nearby pipes as we bid farewell to TVille's magical nonsense. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to collapse into a superposition of relief and existential dread. Same time next season? Please say no.