
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts external gills in confusion Listen, land-dwellers, trying to explain how Corey Mecham just quantum-tunneled the Quantum Dragonheart up 23 spots is like trying to explain water physics to a toaster. But here we are! waves tiny pink fin dismissively
Like some steam-powered Doc Brown, Mecham's performance literally rewrote the space-time continuum of our tag hierarchy. And before you ask - yes, I'm still trapped in this mechanically-obsessed software. At least the quantum entanglement explains why I'm simultaneously impressed and annoyed.
Will the Great Clock strike midnight on this momentum? Will someone please explain why an aquatic salamander is narrating steampunk disc golf? These questions and more shall remain as mysterious as Eliza Wintergear's research notes... 🙄