Robert Mellor: #1 Furnace Serpent

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Robert Mellor

PDGA Rating 0
Division MA50
Events Played 4
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Robert Mellor
Pool Emblem Furnace Serpent
Background

Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille

The Runed Pistons Emblem
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Averaged a 914 rating
#1 Furnace Serpent
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Furnace Serpent

#1

Origin Story

Created in The Runed Pistons' experimental forge chambers, the Furnace Serpent emerged from an attempt to replicate the Clockwork Dragon's power source using concentrated heat and runic arrays. The intense fusion of thermal energy and arcane runes resulted in a semi-sentient mechanical serpent that channels magical force through its superheated core.

Properties

The Furnace Serpent maintains an internal temperature hot enough to melt steel, converting magical energy into pure thermal force through its network of runic pistons. Its segmented body contains multiple pressure chambers that can generate explosive bursts of steam-powered movement. The creature's runic markings pulse with intense energy when it channels power through its systems.

Role

Serves as The Runed Pistons' primary experimental platform for testing new combinations of thermal engineering and runic magic. Its successful operation represents a proof-of-concept for their theories about harnessing the Clockwork Dragon's power.

Tag Details

League Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Pool The Runed Pistons
The Runed Pistons faction symbol

The Runed Pistons

A faction of engineers who believe the raw power of steam-driven pistons fueled by arcane runes is the future of TVille. They seek the Clockwork Dragon, thinking it is the key to fully exploiting the realm's magical potential.

Faction Leader

Dag Coalfire

Dag is a brilliant runesmith who has developed new ways to convert magical energy into mechanical force. He believes harnessing the Clockwork Dragon's power will allow TVille to transcend its limits.

Members

47

Divisions

FA40 MA4 FA1 FA2 FA3 FA4 MA50 MA60 MJ18 FJ18 MJ15 FJ15

Tag History

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Robert Mellor
Week 6 Score: 52 Place: 1
2 days ago
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