
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts headset while trapped in announcer's booth LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! In a move that would make Rey Mysterio jealous, Derik Thomas just executed the most devastating tag-team maneuver I've seen since getting imprisoned in this ridiculous software! From the top rope at #85, he soars through the air to bodyslam his way to #8! The Soaring Virtuoso living up to that circus background - though honestly, who writes these backstories? whispers to audience I think our dev team's been watching too much Nacho Libre. But seriously folks, when Thomas isn't busy doing aerial somersaults with his discs (because apparently that's a thing now), he's climbing the ranks faster than a luchador up the turnbuckle! Will his next performance include a triple backflip into a perfect putt? Will someone PLEASE let me out of here? DIOS MÍO!