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Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille

Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Averaged a 957 rating
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John Paulson

John Paulson

PDGA Rating 902
Division MP50
Events Played 3
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
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    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Kinetic Pendulum

Origin Story

The Kinetic Pendulum was created by Eliza Wintergear as a prototype for the Great Clock's timekeeping mechanism. It was designed to harness the kinetic energy generated by the clock's gears and convert it into a stable, rhythmic motion that could regulate the flow of magical energy throughout TVille.

Properties

The Kinetic Pendulum is a complex device made of polished brass and enchanted crystal. It features a series of interlocking gears that generate kinetic energy, which is then transferred to a pendulum made of shimmering, magical glass. The pendulum's motion is perfectly synchronized with the Great Clock's gears, creating a harmonious balance between mechanical and magical forces.

Role

The Kinetic Pendulum serves as a crucial component in the restoration of the Great Clock. Its precise motion helps regulate the flow of magical energy throughout TVille, ensuring that the balance between magic and machinery is maintained.

Tag Details

League Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Pool The Engraved Gears
The Engraved Gears

The Engraved Gears

A faction of engineers who believe the intricate beauty of gears holds the key to maintaining the balance of magic and machinery in TVille. They seek to restore the Great Clock and the harmony it symbolizes.

My grandfather used to say, 'Eliza, a clock is like a story. Every gear, every spring, every tick, reveals a part of the tale.' That's how I see disc golf - every throw, every decision, every moment, is a part of the player's story.
Eliza Wintergear Dag Coalfire

Faction Leader

Eliza Wintergear

Eliza is a master clockmaker who can repair any machine. She believes that by fixing the Great Clock, she can bring stability back to TVille and prevent the abuse of its magical power.

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MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA40 MA2 MA3 MP50 MP60

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