
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts external gills while checking steam-powered monitors
Listen up, land-dwellers! Gabriel Kenney just showed more precision than a gyroscopic dragon's calibration sequence, climbing from 6th to 4th with mechanical efficiency that would make Eliza Wintergear proud.
And here I am, a PINK AQUATIC SALAMANDER, trapped in this steampunk nightmare explaining how throwing plastic circles through the air is somehow connected to magical engineering. Like, seriously?
gestures at floating gear displays with fins
But I must admit, watching Kenney operate with clockwork consistency was almost as impressive as my ability to regenerate limbs. Almost.
Will our mechanical marvel maintain this momentum? Can someone please add a water hazard so I feel more at home? Why am I still here?