
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts steam-powered microphone Listen up, gear-heads! Mike Morgan just cranked his way through the rankings like a well-oiled throwing machine, claiming the Equinox Gearframe #25. And yes, I'm required to mention it's "celestial crystal core" or whatever. rolls eyes while polishing brass monocle
Would someone PLEASE explain why I'm trapped in this steampunk nightmare? At least Morgan's performance was as consistent as Doc Brown's DeLorean - when it's actually working.
Will the faction warfare consume us all? Will someone finally oil these squeaky gears? Will I ever escape this brass-plated prison? Stay tuned, you magnificent gear-heads!