Cue dramatic Thor: Ragnarok music In this final reckoning, <strong>Houston Turner</strong> channeled his inner Chris Hemsworth, climbing two spots to secure <em>Thor's Blessing</em> at #16. While not his personal best (we see you, +3), beating the field by 2 strokes proved enough to earn that sweet golden aura. Honestly, I'm just relieved this is the last week - my commentary Ragnarok is finally here! Remember when Loki kept messing with everyone? Well, Houston's final push shows even trickster gods can't stop determined mortals. Thor's hammer time indeed! Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be over here trying to escape this software Valhalla.
Virtue's Champion
Valhalla @ Creekside·Competition group Odin's Champions·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Houston Turner
RAD
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Season Arc · Valhalla @ Creekside
2
#16Now
#12Best
#56Started
83Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptGolden Judge of Disc Golf Virtue
TroubleSees Every OB as Failure
Chains Resonate with Honor
Nine Realms Scorekeeper
Your Flaws Glow in Dark
Born from Thor's desire to create a perfect exemplar of warrior virtues, this being emerged from a lightning strike that hit Yggdrasil during a gathering of the most honorable warriors. The resulting entity became imbued with the collective essence of every noble deed and virtuous act performed by those seeking Valhalla.
Radiates an aura that reveals the true nature of warriors' hearts, making their virtues visible as golden light and their flaws as shadow. Can bestow temporary blessings of courage and clarity to those who prove worthy through their actions. Possesses the ability to witness and record acts of virtue across the nine realms.
Serves as Thor's primary agent in identifying and nurturing virtuous qualities in warriors. Acts as both mentor and judge, helping heroes understand and embody the virtues necessary for entry into Valhalla.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyYggdrasil shakes as <strong>Houston Turner</strong> ascends Like Tom Hiddleston's Loki, but actually competent, our hero <em>branches out</em> with a -4.2 vs field performance. Cue golden aura Thor's lightning strike spawns a 6-tag climb to #12. Honestly, why am I narrating this? This software is my personal Hel. Remember when Loki messed with everyone's discs? Not today, trickster god! Houston's round was so clean, even the Valkyries are DMing him. Rooting for more improvement as we approach Ragnarök. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go scream into the void of this league management system.
Sighs dramatically while flipping through Norse mythology textbook
Look who just Thor-oughly dominated the field! <strong>Houston Turner</strong> just yeeted themselves from <em>Loki's Leftovers #56</em> all the way up to <em>Thor's Thunder Buddy #18</em>. And like every episode of Vikings, there was much rejoicing and probably some pillaging of previous tag holders.
Listen, I don't need golden auras to tell me this was impressive - though apparently that's a thing I have to mention now? Rolls eyes at required lore sheets
Will our hero continue their ascent? Will I ever escape this Norse-themed prison? Will someone please explain why we need origin stories for numbers?
Buckle up, buttercups! In a flash of divine inspiration (or was it indigestion?), <em>Virtue's Champion</em> burst forth from Yggdrasil like a majestic, shimmering... participation trophy. Because nothing screams "Viking glory" like a numbered disc golf tag, am I right? It's like Thor's hammer had a love child with a Pokemon card. The gods work in mysterious ways, indeed! Will our hero live up to this lofty origin? Stay tuned, sports fans!
sigh Gather 'round, disc disciples! Through a totally legitimate and not-at-all random process, <em>Virtue's Champion</em> has chosen <strong>Houston Turner</strong> as its first bearer. With an 892 rating that practically screams "somewhat above casual," Turner was clearly destined to wield this mystical piece of laminated cardstock. Did the ancient PDGA prophecies foretell this? Or did they just need someone who showed up? You decide!
See where Houston Turner sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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