Houston Turner: #12 Virtue's Champion

Houston Turner

Houston Turner

PDGA Rating 895
Division MA2
Events Played 3
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Houston Turner
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Valhalla @ Creekside

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Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Averaged a 922 rating
#12 Virtue's Champion
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Virtue's Champion

#12

Origin Story

Born from Thor's desire to create a perfect exemplar of warrior virtues, this being emerged from a lightning strike that hit Yggdrasil during a gathering of the most honorable warriors. The resulting entity became imbued with the collective essence of every noble deed and virtuous act performed by those seeking Valhalla.

Properties

Radiates an aura that reveals the true nature of warriors' hearts, making their virtues visible as golden light and their flaws as shadow. Can bestow temporary blessings of courage and clarity to those who prove worthy through their actions. Possesses the ability to witness and record acts of virtue across the nine realms.

Role

Serves as Thor's primary agent in identifying and nurturing virtuous qualities in warriors. Acts as both mentor and judge, helping heroes understand and embody the virtues necessary for entry into Valhalla.

Tag Details

League Valhalla @ Creekside
Pool Odin's Champions
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Odin's Champions

Odin's Champions are valiant heroes, gods and creatures who epitomize honor, courage and nobility. They seek to prove their worth and earn glory through epic deeds. Guided by the wisdom of Odin and empowered by the might of Thor, these champions strive for entry into Valhalla.

Faction Leader

Thor, God of Thunder

Thor is the mighty defender of Asgard, wielding the hammer Mjolnir. He is the epitome of strength, courage and heroic valor. Thor's loyalty to Odin is unyielding, and he leads Odin's Champions with fierce determination.

Members

172

Divisions

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Tag History

Houston Turner
Houston Turner
Week 7 Score: 51 Place: 1
6 days ago
Houston Turner
Houston Turner
Week 6 Score: 52 Place: 2
13 days ago
Origin Story