
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic slow clap Well well well, if it isn't the mighty Shadow Suppressor getting out-shadowed by a mere half stroke! Flips hair Carlos "The Darkness" Jimenez just got dethroned harder than a Game of Thrones extra - from #1 to #2 faster than you can say "winter is coming... for your tag."
Leans on invisible desk Let's break this down: You played better than your usual self (-2.3 strokes! Gold star!), but apparently the universe decided "close enough" doesn't cut it when you're guarding the top spot. Mock gasp The Obsidian Sentinels are probably having a full-on goth panic attack right now.
Fourth wall break Oh joy, now I have to rewrite my "eternal champion" narrative. Types furiously "Once mighty ruler... blah blah... tragic fall... insert dramatic eagle screech here."
Remember when you rose from the ashes last week? Turns out ashes are just... ashes. Cue sad trombone But hey, at least your tag's shadow barriers are working overtime to suppress your disappointment!
Pulls out stained-glass tablet The prophecy clearly states: "He who giveth can also taketh away... especially when it's by 0.5 strokes." Deep stuff.
Drops mic into conveniently placed shadow portal Tune in next week to see if Carlos pulls a full Phoenix rebirth or if we're witnessing the dawn of a new dark age!