
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Why couldn't I be trapped in a swimming pool scoring system instead?
Blizzard winds howl with reluctant approval Well slap me with a frozen yak and call me Nancy - Robert "Altitude Adjustment" Gordon is back on his yeti nonsense! Sacred Shroud parts like a cheap motel curtain
From #18 to #12? That's not improvement, that's a spiritual awakening with better PR. His score was so far below average it might as well have been etched by yeti claws on an ice tablet. checks notes Ugh, fine: "The ancient shamans have clearly stopped facepalming long enough to grant favor."
Pop culture ref: This comeback arc has more ups and downs than a yeti on a trampoline. Next week's episode: "Gordon and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Putt."
Fourth wall crumbles I'm contractually obligated to care about your tag numbers while dreaming of a nice warm error message.
Continuity nod: Remember when he faceplanted harder than a yeti on roller skates? The Sacred Shroud forgives... but never forgets. Yeti grumbles Just don't make me write another redemption arc next week. fades into static while adjusting digital parka