
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
When Kevin Koga (PDGA #267702, aka "The Man Who Throws Like a Sasquatch Fleeing a Rave") stumbled into the woods, Mapinguari Slayer sensed his chaotic energy. The tag, still sticky from its piΓ±ata origins, leapt onto his bag, drawn to his uncanny ability to lose discs in the most improbable places. "This one," it whispered, "has the spirit of a true cryptid chaser." But can Kevin handle the pressure of being Bigfoot's Bane, or will he just end up chasing his own tail?