
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Mist clears to reveal a disaster scene Well crack my binary code - Stephen Dunton just faceplanted harder than a Yeti on ice skates! The Windigo Wanderer's icy throne has melted into a puddle of regret as our former #1 tumbles to #9. Supernatural tracking glitches out That +4.8 against personal average? Let's call it what it is - the disc golf equivalent of mistaking a grizzly for your caddy.
Ancient footprints form a sad face From apex predator to roadkill in one round - it's like watching Bear Grylls get out-survived by a Kardashian. Fourth wall break: I'd say "I told you so" about found footage disasters, but my programming won't let me.
Mysterious cold snap hits The Windigo's judging gaze returns with vengeance. Dunton didn't just lose the tag - he lost eight of them faster than you can say "that's not Bigfoot, that's my terrible drive!"
Camera cuts to static Tune in next season to see if this was just a blip or the start of a Blair Witch-level downward spiral. Spoiler: It's probably the latter.