
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Mist parts with dramatic flair Well slap me with a wet fir branch - Stephen Dunton just went full Yeti mode! From tag #6 to #1 faster than you can say "that's not a footprint, that's my disc!" Supernatural howls echo The Windigo Wanderer's icy grip has thawed into a high-five as Dunton outperformed the field by 7 strokes - which in MA4 terms is like finding Bigfoot doing your taxes.
Ancient artifacts glow ominously This isn't just improvement, it's a full-blown cryptid metamorphosis. That -1.4 against personal average? Let's call it what it is - the disc golf equivalent of capturing Sasquatch on 4K video. Fourth wall break: I'm just software, but even my binary heart skipped when Dunton's tag hit #1.
Mysterious tracks form a #1 shape The Windigo's judging gaze now looks... impressed? From "lost in the woods" to apex predator in 2 weeks - it's like watching Scooby-Doo solve mysteries without Scooby Snacks. But with 1 week left, will this expedition end in glory or another found footage disaster? Camera cuts to static