
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Yo, gather 'round for the totally legit origin story of the Crystalline Drake. So, this Eliza chick was just casually growing living crystal dragon parts in her garage lab (as one does). And then, BAM! The drake just materializes like some Jurassic Park dino-engineering sitch. It's basically a walking, flying magical amplifier. Because sure, that's a thing now. 🙄 #CrystalDragonChronicles
Adjusts documentary camera lens
So there I was, documenting how the Crystalline Drake chose its first bearer. Lo and behold, Aaron Detterer, PDGA #171382, just happened to be practicing his putting when the crystalline creature decided "This one. He's got that disc-tinct sparkle."
I mean, who am I to question a magical crystal dragon's judgment? But seriously folks, did it pick him because of his form, or was it just feeling extra sparkly that day? 🤔