
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Yo, check it, the Harmonic Basilisk just straight up manifested outta Eliza's steampunk Spotify playlist. This crystal-eyed gear whisperer is like, "I'm here to save y'all from your wack-ass clockwork crisis, fam." And everyone's like, "Is this real life, or did we just get Punk'd by a Tesla coil?" Wild times in TVille, my dudes. 🤖🎧🐉
adjusts imaginary monocle
Ah yes, the day the Harmonic Basilisk chose David Tanner, PDGA #126666. Legend says the mechanical beast sensed his perfectly mediocre form and was like "This one's vibing with my frequency." Was it his steam-powered putting style or just the fact that he was the only one not running away screaming?
Will our chosen one rise to the occasion, or is this just another case of dragon dysfunction? 🐉⚙️