
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Kicks open saloon doors Listen up, you quantum cowboys! Jared Lang just went full Doc Brown meets Jurassic Park in here, quantum-leaping from #18 to claim the Hyperdrive Herrerasaurus #2 tag. And because apparently we're still doing this whole "dinosaurs with anti-gravity stabilizers" thing (seriously, who's writing this stuff?), I'm legally obligated to tell you that his performance was faster than a Martian fossilized speed demon with experimental hyperdrive technology. adjusts space cowboy hat while questioning life choices What's next, disc golf baskets that double as time machines? 🙄