Jared Lang: #2 Hyperdrive Herrerasaurus

Jared Lang

Jared Lang

PDGA Rating 957
Division MPO
Events Played 7
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Jared Lang
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ElevateUT Showdown Series

Nova Brigade Emblem
Jan 05 - Feb 23, 2025
Averaged a 968 rating
#2 Hyperdrive Herrerasaurus
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Hyperdrive Herrerasaurus

#2

Origin Story

Originally discovered as a fossilized specimen in the Martian colonies, this Herrerasaurus was revived using advanced DNA reconstruction. The Nova Brigade's top scientists equipped it with experimental hyperdrive technology, allowing it to achieve incredible bursts of speed while maintaining its natural agility. It became a symbol of how even the earliest dinosaurs could be enhanced without losing their primitive grace.

Properties

The Hyperdrive Herrerasaurus features a crystalline spine housing quantum acceleration nodes that allow it to achieve short-range teleportation-like movement. Its legs are augmented with anti-gravity stabilizers that prevent injury during high-speed maneuvers. The creature's natural hunting instincts have been preserved and enhanced through neural interface technology that allows perfect synchronization with its rider.

Role

Serves as a high-speed reconnaissance unit for the Nova Brigade, specializing in rapid disc retrieval and emergency response during tournaments. Its unique combination of ancient instinct and futuristic technology makes it particularly effective at predicting disc flight patterns and intercepting unexpected trajectories.

Tag Details

Pool Nova Brigade
Nova Brigade faction symbol

Nova Brigade

A heroic faction of rookie space cowboys and their loyal dinosaur companions. They believe in justice, honor, and the true spirit of disc golf. With elegant cosmic augmentations, they ride into battle as beacons of hope.

Faction Leader

Jet Masterson

Jet is a young rookie space cowboy who stumbled into the world of cybersaur disc golf. Though inexperienced, his pure heart, quick wit, and strong bond with his dino partner Nova have made him a rising star and inspiration to many.

Members

88

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA40 MA2 MA3 MP50 MP60

Tag History

Jared Lang
Jared Lang
Week 7 Score: 55 Place: 2
Jared Lang
Jared Lang
Week 5 Score: 63 Place: 8
Origin Story