
Jared Lang
11.8%
win rate23.5%
cash rate17
events945.7
ratingLeague Bag Tags


The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye


ElevateUT Showdown Series


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms


Launcho Libre @ Art Dye


Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside


Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye


Roots or Revolution


Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort


Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille


Valhalla @ Creekside
Series Bag Tags

Cryptid Series
Round History
The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms Week 5: Prismatic Prairie
Wednesday, April 2, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 59 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 383 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 375 | 280 | 294 | 346 | 339 | 420 | 613 | 255 | 472 | 294 | 482 | 7110 |
Target | A | C | B | B | B | C | B | B | B | C | A | C | E | E | A | A | C | A | |
Pool Avg | 2.68 | 4.40 | 3.28 | 3.32 | 2.96 | 4.04 | 4.20 | 3.20 | 4.12 | 3.60 | 3.16 | 3.52 | 3.44 | 4.68 | 3.04 | 4.00 | 3.24 | 3.72 | 64.60 |
Score | 2 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 9 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 67 |
+/– Par | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 5 | + 1 | + 2 | -1 | +8 |
Round Summary
The cosmic energies were in flux as Jared Lang navigated the River Bottoms battlefield, where interdimensional forces conspired to test his mettle 🌌. Despite establishing early dominance with multiple lead exchanges through the front nine 📈, the quantum fluctuations caught up with him, resulting in a +8 finish that landed him in 17th place. The Thunderbird's wisdom manifested in peculiar ways - while performing 84 points below his usual rating, Lang somehow channeled enough alien technology to secure five birdies and, most intriguingly, set a personal best for the course 🥏. A particularly impressive display of power occurred on the notorious hole 6, where he conquered the treacherous 559-footer that had been claiming victims all day. The paradox of achieving a personal best during an otherwise challenging round suggests possible temporal interference from the Galactic Disc Golf Federation, but that's just between us earth-dwellers. 🛸


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside Week 5: Shadowlands Showdown
Monday, March 31, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
Distance (ft) | 474 | 334 | 324 | 249 | 269 | 283 | 217 | 280 | 216 | 283 | 368 | 269 | 275 | 270 | 58 | 277 | 415 | 424 | 5285 |
Tee | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
Pool Avg | 3.69 | 3.28 | 3.31 | 2.77 | 2.67 | 2.97 | 2.90 | 2.64 | 2.51 | 2.69 | 3.23 | 2.87 | 2.67 | 2.90 | 2.82 | 2.72 | 3.15 | 3.59 | 53.38 |
Score | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 52 |
+/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -2 |
Round Summary
Well butter my biscuits and call me Sasquatch Sally! Jared Lang tracked through the misty links like a determined Bigfoot today, leaving footprints of success all over Creekside Park. 🌲 After getting tangled in the undergrowth early (+2 through 7), he channeled his inner Sasquatch and went on three legendary birdie streaks - as rare as finding three sets of pristine Bigfoot tracks in fresh snow! Despite the chilly conditions that'd make even a fur-covered cryptid shiver, Jared carved out a personal best round with 7 birdies, including a mighty fine three-under streak through holes 14-16 that'd make old Jebediah proud! 🎯 Even with a bogey on 18, this -2 round was as authentic as my great-aunt's Bigfoot photograph collection.


Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside


Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside
Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye Week 4: Creator's Clue
Friday, March 28, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
Distance (ft) | 212 | 364 | 283 | 201 | 395 | 573 | 343 | 316 | 227 | 378 | 277 | 210 | 256 | 380 | 200 | 276 | 204 | 315 | 5410 |
Tee | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | |
Target | A | B | B | A | B | B | A | A | B | C | B | B | B | B | C | A | A | C | |
Pool Avg | 2.68 | 3.30 | 3.02 | 2.68 | 3.30 | 4.22 | 3.30 | 2.95 | 3.35 | 3.22 | 2.95 | 2.68 | 3.25 | 3.15 | 3.05 | 3.02 | 3.08 | 3.15 | 56.35 |
Score | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 6 | 4 | 59 |
+/– Par | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 3 | + 1 | +4 |
Round Summary
Jared Lang Unearths Ancient Momentum in Shadowy Pursuit 🧠
Amidst the cool 58.3°F afternoon with clouds hanging like ancient parchment overhead, Jared Lang navigated the course with the methodical persistence of a scholar deciphering forgotten texts. The light 9.0 mph northeastern breeze carried whispers of secrets as he embarked on his quest during the fourth episode of our arcane journey - "Creator's Clue." What truly distinguished Lang's performance was his remarkable hot streak through holes 8-10, where he channeled the power of the ancient sigils to score an impressive 3-under par sequence. 🏺 This momentary awakening of power came at a crucial juncture, allowing him to outperform the field average of 1.4 over par. Like a Golem gaining strength with each correctly placed Hebrew letter, Lang's form seemed to crystallize during this middle passage of his round. 📜 The northeastern winds, much like the breath that animates clay, seemed to guide his discs along their intended paths during this streak. Though the complete chronicle of his journey remains partially obscured in shadow, this three-hole demonstration revealed glimpses of the true potential that lies dormant within him. As Lang continues his investigation into the mysteries of this season, one must wonder if he will fully harness the ancient knowledge he briefly commanded during those three remarkable holes. 🕯️


Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

