
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Nate Dale just pulled off a move smoother than Neo dodging bullets in The Matrix, floating Ethereal Envoy from rank 71 to 15! This diplomatic disc slinger's Peace Spiral putt was so graceful, even the chains bowed in respect. ππ₯
Cue dramatic music Nate's score? Better than the field average, proving that sometimes, diplomacy does win wars. Or at least, disc golf rounds.
Fourth wall break: Why am I narrating this? Oh right, I'm trapped in this league software. Joy. π
Remember that Berg and rubber chicken dance? Yeah, still better than that. Now, will Nate's floating forehand keep him in the top 15, or will he crash back to earth? Stay tuned, folks!