
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic music Kelly Hall just pulled off a luchador-style climb, leaping from Pluma Prophet #67 to #38! Despite matching their personal average, Kelly’s cosmic forces (or maybe just everyone else’s bad day) propelled them up 29 spots. Insert Matrix bullet time effect as Kelly’s Prophecy Putt vision quest paid off, reading wind patterns like Neo dodging bullets. Meanwhile, I’m stuck in this software, narrating tag numbers like it’s the Zapruder film. Sigh At least the cape only got tangled twice this time. Will Kelly’s meditation skills lead to more gains, or will the cosmic forces demand more tacos? Stay tuned, folks. 🪬💨🥏