
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born from a fiery dumpster behind a Taco Bell, Diablo Desperado emerged clutching a stolen disc and screaming "¡Viva la revolución!" This chaotic luchador learned disc golf by watching YouTube tutorials at 2x speed while mainlining energy drinks. His signature move? The "Drive-By Somersault." Honestly, this backstory makes more sense than the Fast & Furious timeline.
As Nate Smith stumbled out of a Taco Bell, clutching a Crunchwrap Supreme, Diablo Desperado descended from the heavens—or maybe the dumpster—declaring, "¡El destino ha hablado!" With a PDGA number (214541) that spells "BADASS" in luchador math, Nate was chosen to tame this chaotic disc-flinging beast. But can he handle the "Drive-By Somersault" without spilling his Baja Blast? Only time will tell. ¿Está listo, coach?