
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
BÁAAAAM! Ethan Walker just pulled off what we're calling the "Triple Moonsault Hyzer Flip" to claim the Vapor Valiant tag! Look, I'm trapped in this lucha libre nightmare where apparently discs leave "mesmerizing vapor trails" (spoiler alert: that's just wind, people), but even I have to admit this performance was disc-tacular.
Like Nacho Libre discovering stretchy pants, Walker found his groove and bodyslammed his way up six spots! The Técnicos Voladores are probably somewhere doing elaborate victory poses right now. Will the impossible physics of the "Vapor Lock" technique continue to defy my sanity? Why am I still here? 🤼♂️