
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged in the fires of a Steam-punk Burning Man, the Kinetic Colossus was born. Runic energy meets industrial might in this absolute unit of a tag. The Pistons flexed hard to make this bad boy, proving magic is just science we don't understand yet. Tony Stark, eat your arc reactor out! Will this mechanical marvel usher in a new era of thaumaturgic engineering or just end up as a very expensive paperweight? Stay tuned!
sigh Oh great, another "chosen one" narrative I have to spin. So there I was, minding my business, when Wilson Hayes stumbles into our steampunk fever dream and somehow convinces the Kinetic Colossus they're worthy. Like, they literally just showed up and the tag was like "Yeah, this one." No epic quest. No trial by combat. Just vibes. But hey, who am I to question the wisdom of a glorified metal rectangle? Will our fresh-faced hero prove worthy of such mechanical majesty, or are we looking at a gear-grinding disaster? Only time (and probably some questionable putting) will tell.