Wilson Hayes: #24 Kinetic Colossus

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Wilson Hayes

PDGA Rating 0
Division MA4
Events Played 1
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Wilson Hayes
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Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille

The Runed Pistons Emblem
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Averaged a 814 rating
#24 Kinetic Colossus
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Kinetic Colossus

#24

Origin Story

Created by Dag Coalfire during his early experiments with large-scale runic energy conversion, the Kinetic Colossus began as an ambitious project to prove that magical energy could be scaled indefinitely through proper mechanical application. The massive construct serves as both a proof of concept and a symbol of The Runed Pistons' industrial might.

Properties

The Kinetic Colossus harnesses enormous amounts of steam pressure through specially designed runic compression chambers, converting magical energy into pure mechanical force. Its massive frame houses a network of reinforced pistons that channel this power through runic circuits, creating a self-sustaining cycle of energy conversion. The heat generated by its operations is managed through an intricate system of pressure release valves that create a constant cloud of steam around its form.

Role

The Kinetic Colossus serves as both a power source for The Runed Pistons' largest operations and a mobile platform for their most ambitious experiments in magical energy conversion. Its presence in TVille represents the faction's growing influence and their potential to reshape the city's power structure.

Tag Details

Pool The Runed Pistons
The Runed Pistons faction symbol

The Runed Pistons

A faction of engineers who believe the raw power of steam-driven pistons fueled by arcane runes is the future of TVille. They seek the Clockwork Dragon, thinking it is the key to fully exploiting the realm's magical potential.

Faction Leader

Dag Coalfire

Dag is a brilliant runesmith who has developed new ways to convert magical energy into mechanical force. He believes harnessing the Clockwork Dragon's power will allow TVille to transcend its limits.

Members

47

Divisions

FA40 MA4 FA1 FA2 FA3 FA4 MA50 MA60 MJ18 FJ18 MJ15 FJ15

Tag History

Origin Story