
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh snap, y'all ready for this? Steamscale Behemoth (ooh, fancy) just spawned outta Dag's mad science fair project. This absolute unit's packin' scales that yeet steam and runs on pure, uncut arcane juice. Dag's like "It's alive!" but make it steampunk. Honestly, this whole thing feels like a fever dream after binging The Legend of Korra. 🙃
adjusts nonexistent glasses while sighing dramatically
So get this - Aaron Lael, PDGA #294675, was just minding his business, probably thinking about how to improve his putting game, when the Steamscale Behemoth chose him through... checks notes... the ancient ritual of "being in the right place at the right time."
The steam-powered destiny machine apparently has low standards, but hey, who am I to question the wisdom of a mystical bag tag that probably came from Party City? Will our chosen one prove worthy, or will this tale go up in steam?
mutters under breath about being trapped in this ridiculous narrative