
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped aquatic narrator)
Your aquatic narrator, wondering how an axolotl got stuck commentating disc golf.
The Aetherial Gearframe hums to life, gears spinning in perfect harmony. Ethan Walker just pulled off a Tony Stark's garage-level performance, moving from 19 to 1. His game was as precise as a Swiss watch, but with more steam. The tag's ethereal glow intensifies, signaling a flawless round. "Why am I narrating this?" you ask. Good question. This is my life now—trapped in a disc golf league software, dramatizing tag numbers. Remember the "caffeinated Roomba"? Well, Ethan's no loose screw. His rise was more dramatic than a steampunk Iron Man movie. But seriously, who thought this narrative was a good idea? Help, I'm trapped!