
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Aetherial Gearframe hums to life, gears spinning in perfect harmony. Ethan Walker just pulled off a Tony Stark's garage-level performance, moving from 19 to 1. His game was as precise as a Swiss watch, but with more steam. The tag's ethereal glow intensifies, signaling a flawless round. "Why am I narrating this?" you ask. Good question. This is my life nowโtrapped in a disc golf league software, dramatizing tag numbers. Remember the "caffeinated Roomba"? Well, Ethan's no loose screw. His rise was more dramatic than a steampunk Iron Man movie. But seriously, who thought this narrative was a good idea? Help, I'm trapped!