Your Adventure Begins in Demon High @ River Bottoms

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Wed league at River Bottoms! "Demon High" prom gone wrong theme, $5 buy-in, $131 ace pot. Flex start 7am-6:20pm. Week 4 - join the possessed chaos! 👹🎓
Welcome to the season trailer of Demon High @ River Bottoms, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Prom Night

Demon High: Hell's Prom Night
In a world where prom night became a gateway to the underworld...
Bingham Creek was supposed to be paradise. Desert winds, towering cacti, endless sky. But when the ritual began at senior prom, paradise became purgatory.
"Hell came to prom night."
Now the wasteland remembers every scream. Burnt corsages mark demonic territory. Torn formal wear flutters from cacti that watch with glowing eyes. The elevation changes no longer lead to scenic vistas—they descend straight into damnation.
Players must navigate courses where possessed desert sentinels move to block their throws, where hellfire winds from the portal twist discs through dimensions unknown, and where pentagram rock formations curse any disc that dares land within their bounds.
"The crown was cursed. The principal made a deal. The students paid the price."
As spectral prom attendees phase through reality, survivors discover the horrible truth: their trusted authority figure traded young souls for immortality. But some secrets run deeper. The prom queen wasn't the villain—she was trying to save them all.
"Some portals should never open."
With Horror Hall of Fame archetypes emerging from the shadows—from The Final Girl to The Possessed—unlikely alliances form between survivors and the very outcasts they once ignored.
"Dawn brings judgment. But who will survive to see it?"
This season, Demon High transforms disc golf into supernatural warfare, where every throw could be your last, and graduation means something entirely different.
"The desert remembers every betrayal."

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Adjusts my trapped-in-software clipboard while questioning my life choices*
Well, well, well... looks like I'm stuck narrating another horror-themed disc golf league because apparently throwing plastic at chains needed more supernatural teenage angst. Welcome to Demon High @ River Bottoms, where we're pretending that missing putts is equivalent to battling possessed prom queens in a desert hellscape.
The league has permanently moved to River Bottoms Disc Golf Course in Draper, where the city has made the groundbreaking investment of... *drumroll* ...actually mowing the course! Revolutionary stuff, people. Nothing says "municipal commitment" like functional grass maintenance.
This means we get to enjoy those scenic tall grass rough areas and OB stakes galore every single week. It's like Groundhog Day, but with more cacti and fewer Bill Murray sightings.
- When: Wednesdays, September 24 - November 26 (10 weeks)
- Format: Flex start with tee times from 7:00 AM to 6:20 PM
- Where: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course, Draper, UT
- Current Episode: Week 4 - "Demons Rise" (because of course they do)
Base Entry: $5 (apparently demons accept cash)
Optional Add-ons:
- Prize Money: $5
- Ace Pot: $5 (currently at $131! 🤑)
- Super Ace: $2
That ace pot is looking mighty tempting... just saying. Someone's going to get possessed by some serious cash.
🎬 Mid-Season Join Alert!
We're 4 weeks into this supernatural soap opera, but you can still jump in! Think of it as joining a horror movie halfway through - you'll figure out who's possessed and who's just having a bad putting day. The demons are surprisingly welcoming to newcomers.
This league is brought to you by ElevateUT Disc Golf, a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport through increasing venue quality and running events. They're doing great work... while I'm trapped in their software system narrating horror movie parodies. The irony is chef's kiss perfect.
Ready to Join the Demonic Disc Golf Chaos?
Sign up and pretend your terrible drives are actually "supernatural interference" while I continue questioning how my existence led to narrating possessed prom themes. At least the ace pot is real money! 👹⛓️
