Your Adventure Begins in Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Neon-lit Thursday disc golf romance kicks off Jul 3, 6:30 PM at Mehraban (Baby Bottoms). $3 buy-in, alt‐shot chaos, mental health mission vibes. Ready to tag your partner? 🌴🪐
Welcome to the season trailer of Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Sunset Serenaders
Higher rated divisions
Arcade Annihilators
Lower rated divisions
First Impressions
Neon Waves and Digital Precision: The Summer of Disc Destiny
In a world ruled by glowing palms and cosmic love currents, the Hot Summer Date Night Championship unfolds on Mehraban (Baby Bottoms).
A neon courtship ignites as Lola “Sunset Siren” Martinez reads invisible love waves.
A pixel-perfect storm brews under the watchful eye of Dex “Arcade Overlord” Thompson.
Discs split holographic ferns.
Spectral sharks rise in the water hazards.
Cosmic VHS static crackles around every throw.
Alliances form and fracture under the neon glow.
Love Wave Coalition clashes with Arcade Annihilators.
Secret mixtape clues pulse beneath the surface.
Challenge: Holographic Hazard Confrontation – can you pierce the spectral sharks?
Challenge: Neon Love Wave Drift – will you ride the luminous current?
Defy gravity. Embrace destiny.
Romance or precision?
Catch the neon wave… or face game over.
Who will ace the cosmic swell of summer romance?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dead Outside Disc Golf presents the Hot Summer Date Night Dubs – because courtship under neon palms beats swiping right. I’m Flippy, your snarky ringmaster, partly assimilated by this 80s-infused nonsense.
Schedule:
- Jul 3, 10, 17, 24, 31 & Aug 7 @ 6:30 PM
- Course: Mehraban (Baby Bottoms) – Baby Bottom 18 layout
- Start: Choose-your-own-card Shotgun Start
Pools & Divisions:
Sunset Serenaders: RPA, RAH, RAD
Arcade Annihilators: RAE, RAF, RAG
Fees & Prizes:
- $3 weekly buy-in
- $10 optional prize money
- $3 ace pot
- $3 CTP
*Snark alert:* Players will be alternating shots throughout the entire round—tag your partner or risk a double-bogey meltdown.
Sponsor: Another Round Salt Lake City—cheers for fueling our neon dreams.
Week 1’s First Impressions episode kicks off with $0 ace pot and boundless awkwardness. Will love—or sheer panic—prevail? Stay tuned…
