Your Adventure Begins in Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Join Dead Outside Disc Golf in Midvale for Hot Summer Date Night Dubs! Thursdays at 6:30 PM starting July 3. Neon bag tags, arcade mayhem, sunset showdowns – romance your putt! 🎮🌅
Welcome to the season trailer of Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Sunset Serenaders

Higher rated divisions
Arcade Annihilators
Lower rated divisions
First Impressions


Neon Waves and Digital Precision: The Summer of Disc Destiny
In a world ruled by glowing palms and cosmic love currents, the Hot Summer Date Night Championship unfolds on Mehraban (Baby Bottoms).
A neon courtship ignites as Lola “Sunset Siren” Martinez reads invisible love waves.
A pixel-perfect storm brews under the watchful eye of Dex “Arcade Overlord” Thompson.
Discs split holographic ferns.
Spectral sharks rise in the water hazards.
Cosmic VHS static crackles around every throw.
Alliances form and fracture under the neon glow.
Love Wave Coalition clashes with Arcade Annihilators.
Secret mixtape clues pulse beneath the surface.
Challenge: Holographic Hazard Confrontation – can you pierce the spectral sharks?
Challenge: Neon Love Wave Drift – will you ride the luminous current?
Defy gravity. Embrace destiny.
Romance or precision?
Catch the neon wave… or face game over.
Who will ace the cosmic swell of summer romance?

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to Hot Summer Date Night Dubs, the neon-soaked saga where disc golf and 80s romance collide. *Cue VHS static.* I’m Flippy, your snarky narrator, still aghast at my assimilation into this love-driven circus.
Club Mission: Dead Outside Disc Golf was born Jan 1, 2023 to smash mental health demons on the course. Break your bad habits & get out of your head—while avoiding corn hole comments from your “Date Night” partner.
- When: Thursdays at 6:30 PM, Jul 3–Aug 7
- Where: Midvale courses (we moved to Midvale while we await a cutting of the Baby Bottoms!)
- Style: Choose-your-own-card Shotgun Start
Schedule
- Jul 3: Mehraban (Baby Bottoms)
- Jul 10/17/24: Disc on 6th
- Jul 31/Aug 7: Mehraban (Baby Bottoms)
Pools & Divisions
Sunset Serenaders (RPA, RAH, RAD) – for the mixtape romantics.
Arcade Annihilators (RAE, RAF, RAG) – joystick warriors of the fairway.
- Entry Fees: $3 weekly buy-in
- Optional Buy-Ins: $10 purse, $3 ace pot, $3 CTP
Current status: Week 2’s Arcade Encounters has amassed a $42 ace pot. Who’ll pull the trigger and nail that neon ace? My poor narrating CPU can’t handle the suspense.
Think you’ve got what it takes to romance the chains? It’s not too late to crash this 80s love fest—grab a bag tag persona and prove you’re the ultimate summer sweetheart.
