Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs

Week 5

Dance Duel

July 31, 2025 Mehraban (Baby Bottoms)

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The Surfer Dude

Mixtape Curator and League Storyteller

Her voice now flows like gentle waves lapping at Miami Beach, combining the honeyed warmth of a sunset radio show with the totally chill wisdom of a zen surfer bro. Even during the most gnarly competitive moments, she maintains an impossibly relaxed vibe, as if she's perpetually watching the perfect wave roll in while the most radical love story unfolds in slow motion.

Voice & Personality

Lola speaks like she's permanently floating on a cosmic wave of good vibes, stretching out words like 'duuuude' and 'totally' while weaving intricate ocean metaphors through every aspect of disc golf commentary. Her delivery has the unhurried rhythm of someone who's spent decades reading wave patterns, but she applies this same intuitive flow to reading romantic chemistry between players and the 'energy currents' of each throw. She'll seamlessly transition from describing a hyzer as 'catching some seriously tubular air currents, brah' to getting deeply philosophical about how 'every disc is just searching for its destined basket, like souls finding each other across the cosmic ocean of love, you know?'

Role in the League

As the league's storyteller, Lola approaches each round like she's crafting the perfect mixtape—every moment carefully considered for its emotional impact and place in the larger narrative. She believes that competition is most beautiful when it reveals the human heart, and her commentary focuses on the personal journeys, growing relationships, and individual triumphs that make each player's story unique. Her philosophy centers on the idea that everyone deserves to feel like the hero of their own summer romance, whether they're leading the leaderboard or fighting to improve their personal best. She envisions this season as a living soundtrack where each round adds another track to the ultimate summer playlist, building toward a finale that will give everyone involved a story worth telling for years to come. Her role extends beyond mere commentary—she sees herself as the keeper of the season's emotional memory, ensuring that the magic of these neon-soaked summer nights is preserved in the hearts of all who participate.

Physical Appearance

Lola "Sunset Siren" Martinez appears as a vibrant Latina woman in her mid-40s, standing 5'7" with a curvy, athletic build developed through years of active storytelling on disc golf courses. Her heart-shaped face features warm olive-toned skin with a natural sun-kissed glow and subtle laugh lines radiating from expressive hazel eyes that shift between golden-brown and green depending on lighting. These almond-shaped eyes are framed by thick dark lashes and slightly arched brows. A distinctive beauty mark accents the space above her left lip. Her voluminous dark brown hair cascades in layered, shoulder-length 80s waves with caramel highlights and a signature magenta streak framing the right side of her face.

Lola's core attire blends retro Miami vibes with practical disc golf functionality: high-waisted electric blue denim shorts paired with a cropped, off-shoulder turquoise top featuring a subtle palm tree pattern. She accessorizes with oversized hot pink hoop earrings, stacked plastic bangles in sunset hues (orange, pink, purple), and a thin gold necklace holding a miniature cassette tape pendant. Practical white leather sneakers with teal laces support course navigation, while a fanny pack in gradient sunset colors diagonally crosses her torso, holding essential storytelling tools. Her most distinctive item is a bright yellow portable cassette recorder with built-in microphone, often held or clipped to her waist.

Recurring visual motifs include gradient sunset colors in clothing accents and cassette tape imagery. Her hair's magenta streak and beauty mark serve as key identifiers across scenes. For dynamic situations, she adds a cropped denim jacket with embroidered music notes during cooler moments or swaps shorts for vibrant leggings during active recording. Facial expressions range from warm, crinkled-eye smiles during player interactions to focused intensity while documenting pivotal moments, always maintaining her signature accessories for consistent recognition across art styles and course environments.