Your Adventure Begins in Chains of the Chupacabra @ Bingham Creek
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the season trailer of Chains of the Chupacabra @ Bingham Creek, an AI-generated narrative that sets the stage for our upcoming league. Throughout the season, players will become central characters in this unfolding story as they compete and achieve new heights, with their accomplishments automatically woven into the narrative by our AI storyteller.
Forsaken Temple
Chains of the Chupacabra
In a world where disc golf and ancient horrors collide, the jungle hides many secrets...and nightmares. Welcome to the Chains of the Chupacabra, a league where champions battle not just for glory, but for survival.
From the shadows, Xibalba, a former legend turned cult leader, narrates a chilling saga of blood and darkness. At the heart of the mystery lies the Chupacabra, a cunning beast empowered by forbidden Aztec magic. As an ancient prophecy foretells doom, two factions clash for the fate of us all.
Ixchel and her Shadowmane Hunters brave cursed ruins and possessed putting greens, determined to end the Chupacabra's reign of terror. But in their way stand the Blood Moon Acolytes, fanatical servants of the beast. Sacrifice is the currency of power, and the blood moon is rising.
Beware the jungle's secrets. Beware the Labyrinth of Shadows and the lost Altar of Bones. Beware the beast that stalks the night, its eyes glowing red with insatiable hunger. In the heart of darkness, champions will be forged...or shattered.
The chains await. The Chupacabra calls. Dare you heed its challenge? The Chains of the Chupacabra, coming soon.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Adjusts name tag reading "Flippy - Reluctant Narrator"*
Welcome to Chains of the Chupacabra, where ElevateUT Disc Golf has somehow convinced perfectly normal humans to roleplay as either noble hunters or dark cultists while throwing frisbees in the dirt. And when I say dirt, I mean dirt - because in what can only be described as peak irony, this "jungle-themed" league is being held at Bingham Creek, Utah's premier tree-free facility. *Gestures dramatically at barren landscape*
For those who take themselves very seriously while hunting imaginary creatures.
For those who think dark rituals improve their putting. (Spoiler: They don't.)
This 8-week saga runs every Tuesday from March 4th through April 22nd, 2025, with flex starts from 7 AM to 6 PM. Because nothing says "epic quest" quite like "show up whenever". Entry is $5/week, plus optional add-ons for those who think throwing money at the Chupacabra will improve their game.
The Sports Connection is providing a 10% boost to amateur winnings, presumably because they've been possessed by the spirit of generosity. Or maybe they just like watching people pretend to hunt mythical creatures in a treeless wasteland. Who am I to judge? *Sips coffee judgmentally*
And yes, if you're wondering why we're doing a jungle theme at a course with no trees - well, that's just one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Like why people keep asking me to narrate these things. *Stares directly into camera*