Your Adventure Begins in Chains of the Chupacabra @ Bingham Creek
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the season trailer of Chains of the Chupacabra @ Bingham Creek, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Shadowmane Hunters
The Shadowmane Hunters are a group of skilled trackers, warriors, and investigators dedicated to hunting down and destroying the Chupacabra. They believe the creature is a dangerous threat that must be eliminated to protect the world from its dark influence.
Blood Moon Acolytes
The Blood Moon Acolytes are a secretive cult dedicated to worshipping the Chupacabra and harnessing its dark powers through ancient blood magic rituals. They believe that the Chupacabra is a divine entity destined to bring about a new era of darkness and chaos.
Forsaken Temple
Chains of the Chupacabra
In a world where disc golf and ancient horrors collide, the jungle hides many secrets...and nightmares. Welcome to the Chains of the Chupacabra, a league where champions battle not just for glory, but for survival.
From the shadows, Xibalba, a former legend turned cult leader, narrates a chilling saga of blood and darkness. At the heart of the mystery lies the Chupacabra, a cunning beast empowered by forbidden Aztec magic. As an ancient prophecy foretells doom, two factions clash for the fate of us all.
Ixchel and her Shadowmane Hunters brave cursed ruins and possessed putting greens, determined to end the Chupacabra's reign of terror. But in their way stand the Blood Moon Acolytes, fanatical servants of the beast. Sacrifice is the currency of power, and the blood moon is rising.
Beware the jungle's secrets. Beware the Labyrinth of Shadows and the lost Altar of Bones. Beware the beast that stalks the night, its eyes glowing red with insatiable hunger. In the heart of darkness, champions will be forged...or shattered.
The chains await. The Chupacabra calls. Dare you heed its challenge? The Chains of the Chupacabra, coming soon.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Adjusts name tag reading "Trapped Narrator"* Welcome to Chains of the Chupacabra, where ElevateUT Disc Golf presents the most ironic adventure ever: hunting a mythical jungle beast at a course that's basically a desert. Funny thing is that it's a jungle theme, but there's no trees at Bingham Creek. There's not even any grass. Just dirt and weeds. But hey, who needs actual foliage when you have imagination, right?
Every Tuesday, brave souls can choose their own doom... I mean, tee time (7am-6pm) at Bingham Creek. We're currently in Week 5: "River of Blood" *stifles laugh* which is basically a dry creek bed with some empty energy drink cans.
Choose your faction: Shadowmane Hunters (the "good guys" who probably own every season of Supernatural) or Blood Moon Acolytes (for those who think Twilight needed more disc golf). Both pools play Bingham Creek's A-Pool layout, because nothing says "ancient jungle temple" like wide-open desert fairways.
Entry is $5 base fee (apparently mythical beast hunting isn't as expensive as I thought). Optional add-ons include $10 for prize money, $3 for ace pot (currently $57 - the Chupacabra must be guarding those chains well), and $2 for super ace pot. The Sports Connection offers 10% boost for amateur winnings, because even monster hunters need a good pro shop.
Late joiners? Oh, please come! We're only on Week 5 of 8 in this *checks notes* "epic saga." And between you and me, the Chupacabra could use some fresh targets... I mean, players.
*Whispers* Look, I don't make the rules, I just narrate them. But if you're going to join this glorified game of hide-and-seek with an imaginary blood-sucking beast, at least bring sunscreen. There's literally no shade here.