Your Adventure Begins in Roots or Revolution
Flippy Says...
Welcome to the season trailer of Roots or Revolution, an AI-generated narrative that sets the stage for our upcoming league. Throughout the season, players will become central characters in this unfolding story as they compete and achieve new heights, with their accomplishments automatically woven into the narrative by our AI storyteller.
Spark to Arc
Charged Chains: Disc Golf's Electric Revolution
In a world where innovation collides with tradition, the sport of disc golf will never be the same.
From the labs of Dr. Eliza Tessler and her Spark Savants comes a technological revolution that will electrify the game. But Sage Oakwood and the Purist Collective stand firm, vowing to defend the sport's very soul.
As the world's top players descend on the hallowed grounds of Roots Disc Golf Course, an unthinkable accident unleashes freakish new abilities, blurring the lines between man, machine, and superhuman.
Witness astonishing feats as discs spark with otherworldly energies, trees morph into living obstacles, and the winds of fate blow with the mayhem of the mob.
"The future is forged in the crucible of the course," proclaims Dr. Tessler, while Oakwood warns: "When boundaries are smashed, there's no going back."
Choose your side as legends rise, revolutions ignite, and the battle for disc golf's destiny comes to an explosive head. Brace yourself for Charged Chains: Disc Golf's Electric Revolution.
This season, the chains will sing a shocking new tune.
Flippy Says...
*Adjusts lab goggles* Welcome to what happens when someone watches too much sci-fi while planning a disc golf league. Roots or Revolution is basically what you'd get if Tesla and Thoreau started a disc golf beef.
Every Thursday through February 27th, you can join this experiment-gone-wrong at Roots Disc Golf Course. Flex start between 7:00 AM and 3:30 PM because apparently, we're all about that "choose your own adventure" life.
Pick your faction (because everything needs factions these days):
Entry fees (because even mad scientists need funding):
- $3 base entry (basic lab fees)
- $10 prize pool (funding for future experiments)
- $3 ace pot (currently $81 - that's a lot of test tubes)
- $2 super ace (for the truly unhinged)
*Checks notes while sighing dramatically* We're currently in Week 3: "Charge Overload," which sounds like something from a Saturday morning cartoon. Last week saw 23 brave test subjects averaging 3 under par. No aces yet, but the trees are getting nervous.