Your Adventure Begins in Launcho Libre @ Art Dye
Flippy Says...
Welcome to the season trailer of Launcho Libre @ Art Dye, an AI-generated narrative that sets the stage for our upcoming league. Throughout the season, players will become central characters in this unfolding story as they compete and achieve new heights, with their accomplishments automatically woven into the narrative by our AI storyteller.
Opening Bell
Launcho Libre: The Rise of El Ăngel Volador
In a world where lucha libre collides with disc golf...
Two rival factions clash in a battle for the soul of the sport. The noble TĂ©cnicos Voladores, led by the legendary El Ăngel Volador, face off against the vicious Rudos Sucios and their brutal commander, El Diablo Sucio.
As the inaugural Launcho Libre season unfolds, the luchadores must navigate treacherous courses filled with fantastical challenges. Discs soar with elemental fury, leaving trails of fire and lightning. Ancient Aztec relics grant incredible powers to those brave enough to wield them. And the passionate cries of the crowd fuel the competitors' spirits.
But El Diablo Sucio's evil knows no bounds. His malicious tactics threaten to tear the league apart and destroy the very essence of the game. Only El Ăngel Volador's honor, determination, and disc golf mastery stand in his way.
Prepare for a season of intensity, drama, and mind-blowing disc golf action!
Will El Ăngel Volador rise above El Diablo Sucio's vicious onslaught? Can the TĂ©cnicos preserve the sanctity of the sport? Or will the Rudos reign supreme, plunging Launcho Libre into eternal darkness?
The fate of disc golf hangs in the balance as these luchador legends clash in a showdown for the ages!
Launcho Libre: The Rise of El Ăngel Volador
Coming soon to a course near you.
Flippy Says...
Bienvenidos a Launcho Libre, the disc golf league that's one part telenovela, two parts lucha libre! Starting January 17, 2025, prepare for a 7-week saga of high-flying drives, spicy rivalries, and more wrestling puns than you can shake a churro at. đ€Œââïžđ„
For just $3 a week (plus optional side pots if you're feeling lucky), you too can join the ranks of the TĂ©cnicos Voladores or the Rudos Sucios and battle it out at Art Dye Disc Golf Park. And let's be real, with an ace pot already at $141 in week 2, you might have a better chance of winning that than seeing a luchador land a putt! đ°đŻ
But wait, there's more! By joining Launcho Libre, you'll not only get to live out your wildest lucha libre fantasies on the disc golf course, but you'll also be supporting Birdcage Disc Golf. That's right, those lovable weirdos are offering a 10% boost to amateur winnings, because apparently selling discs wasn't challenging enough. đŠđž
So what are you waiting for? Grab your mask, your tights, and your favorite wrestling catchphrase, and join the Launcho Libre league today! And if you're joining late, don't worry - there's always room for one more in this three-ring circus of a league. Just don't be surprised if your bag tag ends up being "El Ăltimo Lugar." đ