adjusts headset Per the file I'm legally required to read aloud... Week 1 of the Lost Hours - Tetons league has been filed with zero signatures. Zero rounds. Zero data points. The scorecards came back blank, the baskets stood in silent witness, and the only thing that showed up was the timestamp—which, per protocol, I'm required to log as a statistical redaction rather than a no-show. Now, I know some of you were here last week: Jake Heward, Matthew Harvey, Mark Lewis—I've got your ghost signatures on a clipboard from a previous audit cycle, so I know you exist. The Containment Zone booth is patient, if bureaucratically exhausted. Next week, let's put some plastic on those chains and give me something to file besides a shrug in triplicate.